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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2023, 09:47:16 am »
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!

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« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2023, 09:51:50 am »
OCCI do you know what else happened on a Wednesday .Do you remember me telling you about Bridie Foley who wouldnt go to the Pictures with me but went to the shed with that other bollox .Well she was going out with Frankie Bolger from the other flats that were not near the flats near the Church or Chipper and they were going to get engaged on Saturday when Frankie got paid out of Jonny Kennedys factory .But he didnt go into work on Wednesday because it was sunny and they went to town .Bridie got a Bridie loves Frankie tattoo in Johnny Eagles on Capel Street and it cost £3 she asked Frankie to pay half and he told her to fuck off it looked stupit his name was Francis not Frankie anyway they had a big falling out the engagement was off and she had the Tattoo .I remember it was a Wednesday because I had collected me Labour and was going to the pictures that afternoon with some bird from town I cant remember her name she wouldnt let me squeeze her diddy so I went for a piss and went back to a different seat to watch the film I wasent going to waste any more of me Labour money buying he an Icecream .Now imagine if i got a bit of tit and married her and we had a gaff and she threw me out it could of cost me Gaff Keys and Maintenance but it didnt it only cost me 60p fo a cinema ticket and on the up side I got to see the picture .
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« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2023, 09:57:14 am »
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!

Alas Kenneth I was using poetic license .It was a suitcase full of broken dreams and bills and sorrows and woes .On the Bright Side OCCI said it was the happiest day of his life .
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« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2023, 10:10:49 am »
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!

Alas Kenneth I was using poetic license .It was a suitcase full of broken dreams and bills and sorrows and woes .On the Bright Side OCCI said it was the happiest day of his life .
I know, I agreed with him, after all the broken dreams and sorrows, in hindsight that too was the best day of my life.
I wouldn't wish that day on me worst enemy, but at least myself and Octy came out the other side and still both very sane !!
 lol   rofl

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« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2023, 10:17:12 am »
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....



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« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2023, 11:27:41 am »
That looks like Hobby Horses shite?



My happiest is getting on the pigs back……   ……..so far?

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« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2023, 03:49:39 pm »
The Octy Grab:
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« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2023, 06:59:44 pm »
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .

Sumtimes ya gotta break eggs to make an omelette......Johnny
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At the next bord  meetin ::sleep meetin ......
Yu learn 100 times more off the cnuts ya meet in yur life .....than yu do off the nice apes ....in fact nice apes are bad for ya ..its the ying yang paradox I calls it ........
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« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2023, 07:03:24 pm »
I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me .Returned to adult education where everybody learned the exact same thing so they could be graded and scored on how well they remembered what they were taught which other people had discovered .
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« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2023, 07:21:59 pm »
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"I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me "

That's the most profound statement on here I've ever read .....its fuking brilliant
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« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2023, 07:28:20 pm »
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!

Same Ken....but jus saying...sometimes in yur darkest hour your heart an soul is forged....
Sumtimes now wen the shite hits the fan ....I look for the upside or the opportunity or the hidden gem ...

..all the  moments o shite that happens  in yur life    are  the manure for your roses .....

Emmmm...... well ........ehhh ....I'm not bleedin hemingway or ghandi ..emmm ...but I tink ya know waylt I'm tryin say  oops

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« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2023, 07:29:50 pm »
 I'm probly due a nap....zzzz



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« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2023, 07:33:19 pm »
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"I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me "

That's the most profound statement on here I've ever read .....its fuking brilliant

Its also true I was assaulted with a lump of timber by a state registered teacher because I didnt know the answer to an Irish Question .So I thought if he has to beat the answer into me then he hasent got the education to teach me anything so I went on the Mitch for two years .Spent my schooldays in the National Gallery and the Museum .or the National Library .
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« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2023, 08:11:42 pm »
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"I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me "

That's the most profound statement on here I've ever read .....its fuking brilliant

Its also true I was assaulted with a lump of timber by a state registered teacher because I didnt know the answer to an Irish Question .So I thought if he has to beat the answer into me then he hasent got the education to teach me anything so I went on the Mitch for two years .Spent my schooldays in the National Gallery and the Museum .or the National Library .
Did you go to Armagh Road?

 


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