Irishman prepares anus for prison sentence

[silverbullet]

I hope the prisoners are Kinder:
https://www.sundayworld.com/crime/courts/dublin-man-jailed-after-smuggling-cocaine-filled-kinder-eggs-hidden-up-his-ae-into-australia/a396860781.html

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

zanco tiny t.
smallest mobile blower in the world. have it as a backup.
no self respectin jailbird does'nt have one suitcased up their hole.

[silverbullet]

zanco tiny t.
smallest mobile blower in the world. have it as a backup.
no self respectin jailbird does'nt have one suitcased up their hole.

Yer man's arse will be like the Japanese flag after the first week.

[markmiwurdz]

Puts a whole new level to "Butt dialing"....

[silverbullet]

Puts a whole new level to "Butt dialing"....

When the Aussie prisoners are finished with him he'll be able to smuggle this into prison while on T.R.:

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

jever see Stir. brilliant aussie movie.
it's up on youtube in one big chunk if you're interested.
true story.
brian brown gets released from prison and he very publicly blows the whistle on the brutality of the guards but he ends up reoffending and gets sent back to the same prison.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OHwAzk2ziyY&pp=ygUQc3RpciBicmlhbiBicm93bg%3D%3D

[silverbullet]

jever see Stir. brilliant aussie movie.
it's up on youtube in one big chunk if you're interested.
true story.
brian brown gets released from prison and he very publicly blows the whistle on the brutality of the guards but he ends up reoffending and gets sent back to the same prison.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OHwAzk2ziyY&pp=ygUQc3RpciBicmlhbiBicm93bg%3D%3D

There was a clown in Foxrock taxis who spoke of doing bird in Oz. I asked him what he went down for, he said he overstayed his visa and got two weeks an utter bellend who had his innermost thoughts tattooed onto his bald head! He was working as a gotchy the last I heard!!

[watty]

Looks like he's been preparing for jail all his life...  Irishman caught in Oz with coke in Kinder eggs up his ‘a**e’ stripped naked in street fight

Gardai were called to Broadford Walk in Ballinteer on January 17, 2016 after he and his associate were involved in a violent bust-up outside Mooney’s home.  When gardai arrived at 11.25am that morning they found a trail of blood which led to a house and when they approached the property on foot, the pair, who were soaked in blood and high on drugs and alcohol, came running out at them and threatened them.  The officers retreated as the pair came at them and started kicking, punching and spitting at the patrol car, while shouting they would “kick your heads in”.  They then stripped completely naked and gardai were so concerned about their behaviour that they moved away from the immediate vicinity while waiting for back-up to arrive.  When more gardai arrived, Sam ran back towards to the house while his associate picked up a flower pot and threw it at officers.  Both men were eventually arrested and Mooney received a 14-month suspended sentence while his associate received a one year suspended sentence.