Ther was an alcoholic used do that in the pubs ...havnt seen him in long time ..from killester ....used be a bus conductor ....I witnessed it myself in raheny ..he pretended to faint ...an the bar man jus rolled his eyes an ignored him ....i taut the bar man was bean a " bit of a cnut " ...anyway ...bloke i knew went over an picked him up an brought him outside an gave him a score for a taxi ....
I remembered his face ...ide picked him up cople yers earlier an he pretendin to be dementia or sumtin an paid me 2 euro or in pennies taking 10 minutes to pay ....the bar man told me he was famous for doin it all over town in pubs .....poor cnut
A fella says to the barman "Double scotch, please." He necks it and straight away asks for another. He necks that too.
Finally, he asks for a third double scotch and drains it. He says to the barman "I really shouldn't be drinking with what I have".
The barman, concerned, says Why, what have you got?
Yer man says
Forty cents!!
