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Offline silverbullet

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Marathon Sunday
« on: October 25, 2023, 04:27:23 pm »

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Re: Marathon Sunday
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2023, 05:45:36 pm »
You can make a few quid with it.  Just have to be patient and warn all passengers before you move off so there's no surprises.  Runners (the legit type) get taxis to/from the race.  And foreigners don't read the news so wonder why there's no buses and get a taxi...

Also, there's no DART on the northside for that weekend - https://www.independent.ie/regionals/dublin/dublin-news/dublin-marathon-runners-will-have-no-dart-service-on-northside-this-bank-holiday-weekend/a446599991.html
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Re: Marathon Sunday
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2023, 07:28:47 pm »
I worked a few marathon Monday mornings down here, I enjoyed the challenge to pit my wits against the city.
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Re: Marathon Sunday
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2023, 07:39:04 pm »
I'm coming down the airport hill about 9.45am on the June bank holiday weekend 2022 after dropping a fare at the nest and see yet another FN job waiting to go to the airport, the Cork city marathon is on and the next FN job is on the marathon route but I take the job hoping that I can find a route there and back. I approach the first hi-vis attendant and plamause him to let me through and he sends me on to see a Guard at the next junction, I show the Guard my FN job on-screen and he reluctantly lets me pass, on next to yet another hi-vis attendant and tell him of my pick-up beside the football stadium in St Annes park, he too lets me pass but sez; "I'm letting ya in but I might not let you out as the runners are coming !". I heed his warning and high-tail it up St Annes park where Two yanks (Nathan and his misses) are standing on the street with suitcases waiting fer me, I'm outta the cab and loading the cases at speed telling Nathan; "Hurry up, we really have to go, the marathon is coming this way", a very bemused Nathan is looking at me thinking that I was a tad mad as he knew nothing about any marathon but he complies with my insistence's and again we leg it down St Annes park, just as we approach the junction coming on to the marathon course a Guard on a motorbike with the flashing blue light crosses in front of us followed by a runner !! "SHITE, SHITE, FOOK, SHITE, FOOK !!", I tell Nathan; "That's the lead runner in the marathon !".

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Re: Marathon Sunday
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2023, 07:43:30 pm »
Now we are really 'Up the creek without a Paddle', I approach the junction look to my right and see the motorbike guard and the lead marathon runner 50 meters up the road, I look to my left and see no sign of the chasing pack, so I take a huge risk and join the marathon course following the lead runner, the last hi-vis attendant is looking 'Daggers' at me as I pass but he can't stop me as it would only cause more problems, people are lining the street and clapping on the lead runner and looking bemused as we pass, again the other hi-vis attendants give me the 'Evil eye' as I pass, as do a few ladies on the water-bottle station. I tell Nathan; "We are currently IN the Cork city marathon, I'm in second place and ye are in joint third and fourth place !", He laughs as I re-find religion and say my prayers under my breath !
After what seemed like an eternity we eventually cover just less than a kilometre back to where the first Guard was and he directs the runner to the right on the marathon course back in to town and us straight ahead on to the airport road, I breathed the greatest sigh of relief ever, my heart still beating nineteen to the dozen ! Nathan does eventually twig what just happened and I tell him; "Do you know how blessed ye were ? Another minute and ye would not have got out of there fer at least 2 hours !". He did understand and did leave a decent cash tip.


 


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