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[watty]

Looks like Guinness has a new rival 

Polish beer company is brewing "Yoni" beer, made with the vaginal bacteria of "goddesses"

Kick Streamer and OnlyFans star Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa recently announced that she will be collaborating with Polish beer company "The Order of Yoni Beer" to create the next "essence beer"—a line of beers featuring the "essence" (i.e. vaginal bacteria) of "goddesses" like Siragusa.

Dexerto provides more information:  According to the Twitch streamer, Polish brewery 'The Order Of Yoni' wants her to send them her yeast for a new beer and she's surprisingly excited about the opportunity.  Siragusa confirmed that she will be working with the company to produce this beer and they have a history of using models' yeast for quite a few years now.  "I'm actually working with a beverage company. It's not my own. I'm still doing that project. There's a beer company. They're European. They want me to send in my vagina yeast," the streamer revealed.  "Like basically like pap smear myself. They want to make beer using my vaginal yeast… like the same profile, I guess."

I checked out the Yoni beer website, and it's…interesting. Here's some choice marketing copy to pull you in:  Imagine a Woman of Your Dreams… Your Object of Desire… Her Charm… Her Sensuality… Her Passion… Try Her Taste… Feel Her Smell… Hear Her Voice… Pugnacity… Charm… Sensuality… Femininity… Beauty… Elegance… Grace…  Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer. The golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with instincts.

The company also describes the process of creating beer from vaginal bacteria:

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I'm almost afraid to imagine what the packaging will be like 

[Octavia1]

So basically ther appealin to lonely owl blokes who live in bedsits who are paying for ther mots house an her riding some other bloke in his bed an he's sufferin from ptsd an is afraid of women .... an yung disenfranchised an sexually starved Andrew tate followin yungfellows
Who feel alienated by the " me too" movement an listening to feminists on Tic tock tellin them  ther all bastards an are afraid of yungones cause if they drop the hand they mite be accused of rape or a new  law that didn't exist the day before  ...... an this company came up wit the idea
Of putting " GEE  IN A BOTTLE"   ......
Wud I be correct so far ? 

[Octavia1]

Here's one for homosexuals 

[silverbullet]

Looks like Guinness has a new rival 

Polish beer company is brewing "Yoni" beer, made with the vaginal bacteria of "goddesses"

Kick Streamer and OnlyFans star Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa recently announced that she will be collaborating with Polish beer company "The Order of Yoni Beer" to create the next "essence beer"—a line of beers featuring the "essence" (i.e. vaginal bacteria) of "goddesses" like Siragusa.

Dexerto provides more information:  According to the Twitch streamer, Polish brewery 'The Order Of Yoni' wants her to send them her yeast for a new beer and she's surprisingly excited about the opportunity.  Siragusa confirmed that she will be working with the company to produce this beer and they have a history of using models' yeast for quite a few years now.  "I'm actually working with a beverage company. It's not my own. I'm still doing that project. There's a beer company. They're European. They want me to send in my vagina yeast," the streamer revealed.  "Like basically like pap smear myself. They want to make beer using my vaginal yeast… like the same profile, I guess."

I checked out the Yoni beer website, and it's…interesting. Here's some choice marketing copy to pull you in:  Imagine a Woman of Your Dreams… Your Object of Desire… Her Charm… Her Sensuality… Her Passion… Try Her Taste… Feel Her Smell… Hear Her Voice… Pugnacity… Charm… Sensuality… Femininity… Beauty… Elegance… Grace…  Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer. The golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with instincts.

The company also describes the process of creating beer from vaginal bacteria:

<snip>

I'm almost afraid to imagine what the packaging will be like 

Budweiser has been using horse piss for decades, and the Porterhouse has been using oysters in their stout, so nothing new with a beer that has a whack o' fish off it.

[silverbullet]

Looks like Guinness has a new rival 

Polish beer company is brewing "Yoni" beer, made with the vaginal bacteria of "goddesses"

Kick Streamer and OnlyFans star Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa recently announced that she will be collaborating with Polish beer company "The Order of Yoni Beer" to create the next "essence beer"—a line of beers featuring the "essence" (i.e. vaginal bacteria) of "goddesses" like Siragusa.

Dexerto provides more information:  According to the Twitch streamer, Polish brewery 'The Order Of Yoni' wants her to send them her yeast for a new beer and she's surprisingly excited about the opportunity.  Siragusa confirmed that she will be working with the company to produce this beer and they have a history of using models' yeast for quite a few years now.  "I'm actually working with a beverage company. It's not my own. I'm still doing that project. There's a beer company. They're European. They want me to send in my vagina yeast," the streamer revealed.  "Like basically like pap smear myself. They want to make beer using my vaginal yeast… like the same profile, I guess."

I checked out the Yoni beer website, and it's…interesting. Here's some choice marketing copy to pull you in:  Imagine a Woman of Your Dreams… Your Object of Desire… Her Charm… Her Sensuality… Her Passion… Try Her Taste… Feel Her Smell… Hear Her Voice… Pugnacity… Charm… Sensuality… Femininity… Beauty… Elegance… Grace…  Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer. The golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with instincts.

The company also describes the process of creating beer from vaginal bacteria:

<snip>

I'm almost afraid to imagine what the packaging will be like 

Budweiser has been using horse piss for decades, and the Porterhouse has been using oysters in their stout, so nothing new with a beer that has a whack o' fish off it.

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