Xmas Punters, f**king amateurs!

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So I pick up two drunk women outside McGowan's and I've got my customary blues selection [Hound Dog Taylor], playing on Spotify. The first of the women asks me to change the music and put on something happier.

WTF?

So I asked her what would she consider happy.

She couldn't think of anything and drawled by saying "Well, put the radio on"

To my horror, Ronan Keating came on burbling Life is a rollercoaster. The bint started singing along with it. Would this explain why she was going into an empty house?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKNztI1LN3o

[Belker]

I had this fare a street pick-up off 'Pana' (St. Patrick street) one Sunday night, in she sits, big lass, Thigh high Black boots, Black leather mini-skirt, tattoo's on her thighs, about 40 odd and dragging this skinny young fella (about 30) behind her. She wasn't too bad looking but was a tad on the 'Rough side', anyway the song on the Cab radio 4FM was the hit from 'Survivor' called 'Eye of the Tiger' and yer-man-o starts belting out the tune. Yer-wan-o was all over yer man till he starting singing and then in her most common accent she comes out with; "Ah, wud ya ever shur up, dat wer ME WEDDING SONG !".

       

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I had this fare a street pick-up off 'Pana' (St. Patrick street) one Sunday night, in she sits, big lass, Thigh high Black boots, Black leather mini-skirt, tattoo's on her thighs, about 40 odd and dragging this skinny young fella (about 30) behind her. She wasn't too bad looking but was a tad on the 'Rough side', anyway the song on the Cab radio 4FM was the hit from 'Survivor' called 'Eye of the Tiger' and yer-man-o starts belting out the tune. Yer-wan-o was all over yer man till he starting singing and then in her most common accent she comes out with; "Ah, wud ya ever shur up, dat wer ME WEDDING SONG !".

       

Ha!

Did the tattoos look like this:

or this:

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

i had two brilliant stand out fares last saturday shift.
two chungwans. javenny reggae music wunna them says. watcha want a birra UB40 i says.
actually stick on a birra ska. so i youtubed and bluetoothed the specials ghost town.
don't think i heard it since the father ted episode. they were all inta classic stuff like roy orbison, buddy holly, sinatra etc.
fair fucks to yiz i says.
then i picked this fuckin huge nigerian cunt up. started talkin about music and he said i love motown and so do fuckin i.
we started blastin smokey robinson tracks of my tears, the temptations my girl, mary wells my guy.
he asked me at the end was i puffter and i told him i was'nt.
said he was bent as a nine bob note and was mad for a birra mickey to round the night off.
i prowl around the lock a lot so all i'm usually listenin to is irish gangsta rap.

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i had two brilliant stand out fares last saturday shift.
two chungwans. javenny reggae music wunna them says. watcha want a birra UB40 i says.
actually stick on a birra ska. so i youtubed and bluetoothed the specials ghost town.
don't think i heard it since the father ted episode. they were all inta classic stuff like roy orbison, buddy holly, sinatra etc.
fair fucks to yiz i says.
then i picked this fuckin huge nigerian cunt up. started talkin about music and he said i love motown and so do fuckin i.
we started blastin smokey robinson tracks of my tears, the temptations my girl, mary wells my guy.
he asked me at the end was i puffter and i told him i was'nt.
said he was bent as a nine bob note and was mad for a birra mickey to round the night off.
i prowl around the lock a lot so all i'm usually listenin to is irish gangsta rap.

Do you know the DRILL?

https://www.tiktok.com/@wearepluggedinn/video/7308015692651973920

Shantelle and Shaniqua from Snowdrop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u69Sw3GNML0