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Offline Taxi driver42

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« on: January 04, 2024, 01:11:54 pm »
Felt sorry for the little guy but he do it next yr I'd say

He's the oldest16 I'd ever seen
Runner up money will buy lots of sweets in the school shop for him
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Re: Darts
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2024, 02:29:46 pm »
Poor fucker won't get served in his local now.... probably been a regular for the last 4 years!
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2024, 04:26:30 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 04, 2024, 02:29:46 pm
Poor fucker won't get served in his local now.... probably been a regular for the last 4 years!

No stranger to a pizza or a Ham omelette by all accounts.

His inspiration, Jocky Wilson:

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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2024, 05:14:08 pm »
Gas the way they call it a sport, snooker as well,................. an' what about that cricket, but at least they have a pitch.
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Re: Darts
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2024, 06:26:27 pm »
Quote from: Bob Shillin on January 05, 2024, 05:14:08 pm
Gas the way they call it a sport, snooker as well,................. an' what about that cricket, but at least they have a pitch.

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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2024, 06:41:47 pm »
He might be another Emma Radichiu who won the US Tennis Open three years ago and hasent won a match since .We might never hear of him again ..He was beaten like a rented Mule by the Champ .
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Re: Darts
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2024, 08:46:52 pm »
Quote from: John m on January 05, 2024, 06:41:47 pm
He might be another Emma Radichiu who won the US Tennis Open three years ago and hasent won a match since .We might never hear of him again ..He was beaten like a rented Mule by the Champ .



Bit harsh.  He's 16
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Re: Darts
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2024, 12:16:33 am »
Quote from: Taxi driver42 on January 05, 2024, 08:46:52 pm
Quote from: John m on January 05, 2024, 06:41:47 pm
He might be another Emma Radichiu who won the US Tennis Open three years ago and hasent won a match since .We might never hear of him again ..He was beaten like a rented Mule by the Champ .



Bit harsh.  He's 16
I thought they couldn't name him because he's under 18.
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Re: Darts
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2024, 05:13:07 pm »
Little Luke just hit a 9 darter... in the first leg of 1/4 final of the Bahrain Open, vs Nathan Aspinall.

Live on ITV4
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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2024, 08:42:08 pm »
Saw him he's doing great
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Re: Darts
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2024, 11:03:45 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 19, 2024, 05:13:07 pm
Little Luke just hit a 9 darter... in the first leg of 1/4 final of the Bahrain Open, vs Nathan Aspinall.

Live on ITV4
I still have John Lowe's nine-darter on videotape. I think I have Paul Lim's too.
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Re: Darts
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2024, 03:35:26 pm »
To be fair neither of them were 16 - allegedly, Mrs. Catcher doesn't believe a word of that!

Anywaysanall, it was some return from finishing 2nd in his first World Championship. Technically, I guess that was the first leg he played live on British TV... 'cos ITV moved Thursday's (day one) play to ITVX to accommodate such time critical programmes as Heartbeat on ITV3! However, it was live on German TV (DAZN 2) which I watched via my IPTV subscription. It was a bit like watching the racing on TG4 as coverage switched from German to English at will. Needless to say the lovely Emma Paton made no attempt to converse in German.... she remembers who won the war!

I'll not mention who won outright as it's being replayed on ITV4 as I type... well worth a watch though!
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Re: Darts
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2024, 04:10:32 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 20, 2024, 03:35:26 pm
To be fair neither of them were 16 - allegedly, Mrs. Catcher doesn't believe a word of that!

Anywaysanall, it was some return from finishing 2nd in his first World Championship. Technically, I guess that was the first leg he played live on British TV... 'cos ITV moved Thursday's (day one) play to ITVX to accommodate such time critical programmes as Heartbeat on ITV3! However, it was live on German TV (DAZN 2) which I watched via my IPTV subscription. It was a bit like watching the racing on TG4 as coverage switched from German to English at will. Needless to say the lovely Emma Paton made no attempt to converse in German.... she remembers who won the war!

I'll not mention who won outright as it's being replayed on ITV4 as I type... well worth a watch though!
Why do they call it a 'leg' in Darts when most of them can barely walk? 8)
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Re: Darts
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2024, 10:00:30 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 20, 2024, 03:35:26 pm
To be fair neither of them were 16 - allegedly, Mrs. Catcher doesn't believe a word of that!

Anywaysanall, it was some return from finishing 2nd in his first World Championship. Technically, I guess that was the first leg he played live on British TV... 'cos ITV moved Thursday's (day one) play to ITVX to accommodate such time critical programmes as Heartbeat on ITV3! However, it was live on German TV (DAZN 2) which I watched via my IPTV subscription. It was a bit like watching the racing on TG4 as coverage switched from German to English at will. Needless to say the lovely Emma Paton made no attempt to converse in German.... she remembers who won the war!

I'll not mention who won outright as it's being replayed on ITV4 as I type... well worth a watch though!
You do enjoy your darts Stephen, I can't seem to get anyway interested in any type of sport these days, I tried the women's footie, that was some drama scene and pissed me off ALL womens sports fer life, after so many years involved in every type of sport today everything seems a bit of a busman's holiday.
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Re: Darts
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2024, 06:06:33 pm »
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