Yous Irish have teeny tiny penises

[watty]

I'm sure Octavia will be along to gloat 

Irishmen fall short in ranking of average penis sizes around the world

Ireland has fallen way short in a new data that reveals the average penis size around the world.  Researchers in Germany reviewed more than 40 recent studies involving thousands of men to establish a table of the average size of the male appendage.  According to the results, men in Ecuador supposedly have the biggest penises in the world, while Cambodians have the smallest.  The UK and US are not even in the 50 countries for the biggest penis size, while Ireland ranks a poorly 71st, just after Turkey, but ahead of Mongolia.

With Ecuadorian men having an average erect length of nearly 7 inches (17.6cm), they are at least three inches bigger than those at the other end of the scale, in Cambodia where men are said to have a mean size of just under 4 inches (10cm).  Britain comes in 68th place with a penis size of 5.2in (13.1cm) and America is in 60th place at 5.4in (13.5cm).  Australia ranked 43rd with an average size of 5.7in (14.46cm).  The European countries with the largest penis sizes overall were the Netherlands in ninth place at 6.2in, France 11th at 6.2in and Italy 19th at 6in.  Ireland, at just over 5 inches, (12.78cm) struggles to compete.

[silverbullet]

I'm sure Octavia will be along to gloat 

Irishmen fall short in ranking of average penis sizes around the world

Ireland has fallen way short in a new data that reveals the average penis size around the world.  Researchers in Germany reviewed more than 40 recent studies involving thousands of men to establish a table of the average size of the male appendage.  According to the results, men in Ecuador supposedly have the biggest penises in the world, while Cambodians have the smallest.  The UK and US are not even in the 50 countries for the biggest penis size, while Ireland ranks a poorly 71st, just after Turkey, but ahead of Mongolia.

With Ecuadorian men having an average erect length of nearly 7 inches (17.6cm), they are at least three inches bigger than those at the other end of the scale, in Cambodia where men are said to have a mean size of just under 4 inches (10cm).  Britain comes in 68th place with a penis size of 5.2in (13.1cm) and America is in 60th place at 5.4in (13.5cm).  Australia ranked 43rd with an average size of 5.7in (14.46cm).  The European countries with the largest penis sizes overall were the Netherlands in ninth place at 6.2in, France 11th at 6.2in and Italy 19th at 6in.  Ireland, at just over 5 inches, (12.78cm) struggles to compete.

A woman sees an Irish guy in the nude for the first time.
She points to his mickey and says "Who are ya going to please with that thing"?

Me, he says!!

[Octavia1]

Now that verooka is out of a job ....I'm sure heel get one surveyin willies........
how do yu do a survey on mickeys anyways ?
Seriously ?
Like do they get a hundred blokes from each country an get a nurse or sumtin to giv them a hand shandy an she gets a ruler out ?
Ide say this is just another attack from the eec ......if yu told yur willy is too small  yur hardly goin to join a protest are  ya ?

[Cool Boola]

The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb…….Infacta 

[markmiwurdz]

The blind cobbler is very popular with de girils.. 

[silverbullet]

Now that verooka is out of a job ....I'm sure heel get one surveyin willies........
how do yu do a survey on mickeys anyways ?
Seriously ?
Like do they get a hundred blokes from each country an get a nurse or sumtin to giv them a hand shandy an she gets a ruler out ?
Ide say this is just another attack from the eec ......if yu told yur willy is too small  yur hardly goin to join a protest are  ya ?

Verucca's out of a job? Bummer!