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question for the smokers
« on: June 30, 2024, 05:03:43 am »
i've a few packets of opened cigarettes that i keep in an air tight sangwich bag in the glovebox. I do often have smokers who are bullin for a smoke and they're out and i hand a few out to them and they do be delighted. my question is do opened cigarettes degrade or will the fact that they are in a sealed air tight bag keep them good indefinitely.

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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2024, 06:16:26 am »
i've a few packets of opened cigarettes that i keep in an air tight sangwich bag in the glovebox. I do often have smokers who are bullin for a smoke and they're out and i hand a few out to them and they do be delighted. my question is do opened cigarettes degrade or will the fact that they are in a sealed air tight bag keep them good indefinitely.

Wen yur gummin for a cigarette yuod smoke anything .... but ide say they'd get damp ...
Why do ya bother keeping cigarettes if ya don't smoke ?
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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2024, 08:14:10 am »
i've a few packets of opened cigarettes that i keep in an air tight sangwich bag in the glovebox. I do often have smokers who are bullin for a smoke and they're out and i hand a few out to them and they do be delighted. my question is do opened cigarettes degrade or will the fact that they are in a sealed air tight bag keep them good indefinitely.
After about a year they are gone off/stale even in a sealed box, they taste horrible and make you sick easily, if you squeeze the ciggie and you can feel and hear it crackling then you know it's gone stale, similar to bread you know just by feeling it if it is fresh or not.

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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2024, 11:56:19 am »
i've a few packets of opened cigarettes that i keep in an air tight sangwich bag in the glovebox. I do often have smokers who are bullin for a smoke and they're out and i hand a few out to them and they do be delighted. my question is do opened cigarettes degrade or will the fact that they are in a sealed air tight bag keep them good indefinitely.

Wen yur gummin for a cigarette yuod smoke anything .... but ide say they'd get damp ...
Why do ya bother keeping cigarettes if ya don't smoke ?

cunts do sometimes ask me do i have a cigarette.
if they've just tipped you heavily or they're extremely pleasant ye feel like an awful cunt personally sayin you've none. other times people reach home and realise they've to go back out for cigarettes and you can tell they're worried about the ballooning fare or it might start conflicting big time with your next prebooked job. take a few of these ye tell them. delira they do be.

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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2024, 11:59:16 am »
i've a few packets of opened cigarettes that i keep in an air tight sangwich bag in the glovebox. I do often have smokers who are bullin for a smoke and they're out and i hand a few out to them and they do be delighted. my question is do opened cigarettes degrade or will the fact that they are in a sealed air tight bag keep them good indefinitely.
After about a year they are gone off/stale even in a sealed box, they taste horrible and make you sick easily, if you squeeze the ciggie and you can feel and hear it crackling then you know it's gone stale, similar to bread you know just by feeling it if it is fresh or not.

researching the topic i believe unopened cigarettes stay brand new indefinitely.
what's the difference between unopened cigarettes in air tight packaging and opened cigarettes in air tight packaging.

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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2024, 02:58:46 pm »
i've a few packets of opened cigarettes that i keep in an air tight sangwich bag in the glovebox. I do often have smokers who are bullin for a smoke and they're out and i hand a few out to them and they do be delighted. my question is do opened cigarettes degrade or will the fact that they are in a sealed air tight bag keep them good indefinitely.
After about a year they are gone off/stale even in a sealed box, they taste horrible and make you sick easily, if you squeeze the ciggie and you can feel and hear it crackling then you know it's gone stale, similar to bread you know just by feeling it if it is fresh or not.

researching the topic i believe unopened cigarettes stay brand new indefinitely.
what's the difference between unopened cigarettes in air tight packaging and opened cigarettes in air tight packaging.

 Ide say its Bit like once ya open a tin of salmon...if ya kept it in an airtight container  after yuv opened it ..even kept  in the fridge for a week yud probly end up wit the scutters.... lol
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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2024, 04:02:06 pm »
when i was small we went on holidays to kerry.
we rented this bungalow and one day the muck savage who owned it arrived with a plate and tinfoil over it. it was a chunk of cooked salmon. my dad hadda rubber stomach and said lovely i'll mill that.  just before leaving the muck savage looked over his shoulder and said by the way, it hasta be scoffed by today. there was a fuckin greenish tinge to it. don't go near that my mother told him but he didn't listen. he fuckin spewed his ring up that night.

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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2024, 04:04:10 pm »
when i was small we went on holidays to kerry.
we rented this bungalow and one day the muck savage who owned it arrived with a plate and tinfoil over it. it was a chunk of cooked salmon. my dad hadda rubber stomach and said lovely i'll mill that.  just before leaving the muck savage looked over his shoulder and said by the way, it hasta be scoffed by today. there was fuckin greenish tinge to it. don't go near that my mother told him but he didn't listen. he fuckin spewed his ring up that night.
Are you sure it was salmon, and not Healy Ray? 8)

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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2024, 05:10:23 pm »
I don't smoke ...But wen I'm havin a pint I'll will ... wen I had a pint wit rat he gave me cople of those John player specials ....I nearly baut a packet an went back smoking  lol. ....ther very nice indeed ....
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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2024, 06:50:02 pm »
I don't smoke ...But wen I'm havin a pint I'll will ... wen I had a pint wit rat he gave me cople of those John player specials ....I nearly baut a packet an went back smoking  lol. ....ther very nice indeed ....
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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2024, 08:14:47 am »
Wha?  Your lungs will sound as raspy & noisy as this racing car motor after smoking 20/day JPS'  :P
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Re: question for the smokers
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2024, 03:13:38 pm »
You could try a tobacco (Terracotta) stone in with them. Quite popular with hand rollers to keep their tobacco from drying out... Also used for the complete opposite effect on spices. If you put in in the container damp it prevents drying, if you put in in dry it removes moisture...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/RAW-Hydrostone-Ceramic-Humidifier-Terracotta/dp/B07MDX7ZWP/

A bit of a broken terracotta pot would work equally as well, provided it's actual terracotta.
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