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Offline John m

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Some surprise
« on: August 19, 2024, 06:18:57 am »
Occi I am down the flats with Big Dommo drinking Spaten Brau Lager on special offer from Aldi and The One We Dont Mention calls to his flat angry as fuck .He had gone into his bedroom and found his wife well not his wife they never married but they have been togeather since he got out of jail the last time dead on the bead .He was sort of sad but decided that he would give her one anyway for old time sake .So he jumped on and stated pumping and she woke up and said "Oh lovely .He screamed at her "You sick Cunt I thought you were dead "Imagine living with somebody who pretends to be dead . ::fds ::fds ::fds ::fds
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Re: Some surprise
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2024, 07:43:23 am »
It's the full moon johnny ... I've bean mad as a hatter past few days ...I'll be grand wen its in waxing gibbons ..
I was goin go fishin today .....do ya wana go ?  It's a cople miles walk though if yur not inta walking ...an i tink its goin piss rain ....i love the rain .....it reminds me of ireland wen we all used to live ther ...

https://youtu.be/lb2bz39fXSQ?si=9_8o8uYd0K6VaSKJ
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Re: Some surprise
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2024, 07:53:30 am »
https://www.rte.ie/news/2024/0819/1465604-supermoon-ireland/
The moon is closest to earth than it ever has bean in a bit johnny ...plus it's goin be windy ....the bass fishin this evenin will be smashin ...
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Re: Some surprise
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2024, 04:46:40 am »
Occi I went back to Big Dommos last night to finish off the Spatenbrau Pils we got cheap in Aldi and he said That Bird of The One We Dont mention is a cunt letting on to be dead I dont know how he puts up with her .I was fucking shocked Big Dommo didnt get the fact The One We Dont Mention thought he was riding a corpse .I asked Big Dommo why they Call him The One We Dont Mention and he said We dont ever mention that .I know why Tommy Two Scars is called that .He fell when he was a kid and cut both his knees and picked the scab off then and ate it and they never healed properly leaving Two Scars .Billy the Bastard well his Ma had loads of kids with no Das and Bridie Shevlin from the other Block was called Bridie after her Granny .
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Re: Some surprise
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2024, 07:09:11 am »
Yu shud rite a book johnny ....like strumpet city ... thers a book or 2 in our childhoods .... all I remember about it was ..curly wurlys, yungones  wiggles goin to mass   an the day I became conscious wen I robbed me da,s  drink
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Re: Some surprise
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2024, 08:03:46 pm »
Occi I am down the flats with Big Dommo drinking Spaten Brau Lager on special offer from Aldi and The One We Dont Mention calls to his flat angry as fuck .He had gone into his bedroom and found his wife well not his wife they never married but they have been togeather since he got out of jail the last time dead on the bead .He was sort of sad but decided that he would give her one anyway for old time sake .So he jumped on and stated pumping and she woke up and said "Oh lovely .He screamed at her "You sick Cunt I thought you were dead "Imagine living with somebody who pretends to be dead . ::fds ::fds ::fds ::fds
Cop asked the bloke who reported the wife had died.
How did you know your wife had died?
 He said The sex is the same but the dishes have piled up. 8)







 He said The sex is the same but the dishes are piled up

 


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