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Re: Afghan to Ireland for free money
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2024, 08:02:26 pm »
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Objecting to bail, Garda Emmet Cullen said Mr Shafaie was an Afghan national who had come to Ireland from Germany via London.

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AN asylum seeker whose claim to be 26 years old is disputed by gardai was arrested for failing to prove his identity, a court heard.



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Re: Afghan to Ireland for free money
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2024, 12:37:19 pm »
How much did he get?
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Afghan to Ireland for free money
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2024, 12:54:15 pm »
How much did he get?
That would be an ecumenical matter.

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Re: Afghan to Ireland for free money
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2024, 02:05:28 pm »
How much did he get?

An all-expenses paid trip to Mountjoy!




The Afghan guy was homeless so vaguely related... Man who set fire to Premier Inn tells judge seven chilling words as he's jailed

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An [homeless] arsonist who set fire to a Premier Inn hotel has been jailed for more than two years after telling a judge: "Belmarsh is a step up from homelessness."
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Re: Afghan to Ireland for free money
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2024, 05:27:28 pm »
It's not easy to get into Mountjoy. Most District Court convictions go straight through the revolving door system. You'd be lucky to be kept long enough to get a battered sausage and chips without a trial.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Afghan to Ireland for free money
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2024, 06:20:14 pm »
How much did he get?

An all-expenses paid trip to Mountjoy!




The Afghan guy was homeless so vaguely related... Man who set fire to Premier Inn tells judge seven chilling words as he's jailed

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An [homeless] arsonist who set fire to a Premier Inn hotel has been jailed for more than two years after telling a judge: "Belmarsh is a step up from homelessness."
If the Premier Inn is good enough for Lenny Henry...

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Re: Afghan to Ireland for free money
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2024, 06:23:00 pm »
Nowt wrong with Premier Inns. A comfy bed, a shower and unlimited breakfast buffet... what more could a man want after attending a show "up west"! I've even used their new "Hubs" once or twice, albeit selecting a large room!
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

 


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