I got a cash job from Kilmore Avenue (the posh end, ie the purchased houses) to Barryscourt Road.
When I arrived, there was a brass monkey with a step ladder (not his real ladder) and a bird who might have been his sister.
So we head towards the desto and the guy says "We're actually going to Belcamp"...alarm bells.
I got to Belcamp and immediately knew the pair of skobes were there to buy crack cocaine.
(Last gaff on the left on Belcamp Green).
As were driving back to Kilmore with the stepladder, minus a carpet they had dropped off.
I altered the route to include Coolock Garda station without saying anything.
When I pulled up outside, I turned to the bloke and asked which of them had the current fare of €18.00.
He says he's gonna get off his mate "Derek" on Kilmore Avenue. But she says she's going to get the fare from her granny.
She started having a panic attack outside the cop station, I wasn't.
so I said "Right, you said Derek has the money, she says her granny is up and will have the money, before we go into the guards, ring them.
The Skobie in the back says he
forgot his phone, bird says she has no credit.
That was it. I said:
"Here's the deal, you get the f**k out of my car and walk, or we go inside the station and sort it out".
You man says "Can I have the ladder back?"
I cracked up.
He got out and shuffled up the road with the ladder under his arm, and yer wan in tow muttering Jaysus, I thought yizz'd dropped us home, being one of eer owen anall!!
FREE NOW - SUSAN - 21 KILMORE AVENUE - You ain't getting paid. (unless ya need a stepladder).
It's easier to write it off than spend an eternity trying to have them charged.
