Author Topic: Anseo - Seirbhís Tacsaí - 3% Commission for 3 months for first 5,000 drivers  (Read 836 times)

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Mo chairde,

My name is Dr. Abdullah Al Bayyari, though I'm not a taxi driver since I found out about the 12-15% commision charged by the foreign companies that run the market I've been disgusted and frustrated. Last year I finally decided to take some action and now I'd like to inform ye of the app I have ready to launch, we just want to secure drivers first:

The corporate greed we’ve been seeing from Uber and Freenow is exactly what has lead me to create Anseo - Taxi Service, a nation wide taxi hailing app that maximises profits for the drivers with a commission of only 4.5% per ride. No sign up or monthly fees.

Together with the taxi drivers of Ireland we intend to challenge the high commission, hidden fees & cultural irrelevance of apps currently controlling the Irish market. To be a fair and exciting alternative to drivers and users, while in the long term spreading Irish culture, events and even some Gaeilge while we’re at it! This is what I believe makes us different to other apps currently coming out, we have a very strong marketing plan to become exciting and relevant to customers.

Please read our attached flyer and consider joining us through our website anseotaxi.ie/Taxi-Drivers!

Though our user app is already available, at present our goal is building the number of registered taxi drivers prior to launching to the public. As i'm sure you can anticipate with us, customer retention will be our greatest challenge and risking launch without enough drivers means users having unfulfilled requests and soon after uninstalling our app.

We're offering 3% commision for 3 months for the first 5,000 drivers to sign up to help this phase along.

With patience on our side, launching when we have a strong fleet will help us achieve our goals.

Thank you for your time reading this message and please don’t hesitate to reach out with any questions either here or by email info@anseotaxi.ie.

Le meas,
The Anseo Team



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Show us your doctorate certificate?

Ive seen many doctors on the internet .... most of them Nigerians tellin me ive won $ 500,000,000 in the Nigerian lottery  an ther a part of the royal family but  ther stuck in an airport at the moment wit a passport misunderstanding  an cud i send  them a few bob an theyll pay me back ....an if I send them € 5000  theyll send the royal  Nigerian  lottery $ 500,000,000 mounny   as soon as they get home to ther palace wer they work as a doctor helping kids with leprosy by rebuilding ther faces wit putty an make up...

 poor cunts ....

Do ya take crypto ?

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" To be a fair and exciting alternative to drivers and users, while in the long term spreading Irish culture, events and even some Gaeilge"

Breaking me absolute bollix off  rofl


Thanks for the laff  rofl lol
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Can you post your business plan ,What are your projected earnings per driver for first 3 months ,6 months and into the future .How do you propose to finance this enterprise ?How much funding have you secured ? Where will the App be registered for data Retention of both Drivers and users .Who will handle funds owed or deducted .Who will own the Data of drivers and Users .What security protocols do you have in place for security of Data .Do you hold a valid dispatchers licence .If required to retain funds of drivers for tax compliance have you secured tax clearance ?Where are you registered for VAT ?

 So Mr Abdull it would be great if you could post your business plan in full with Business Progression Statistics and all necessary licences or licence applications before you make a blind pitch for drivers .My pal Big Dommo who lives in the Flats near the Church beside the Bookies and Chipper use to sell Snake Oil .I could recognise Big Dommo in a Crowd !
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I think Doc is looking for drivers, not investors, erm.

Personally I'd be more interested in the co-op. Yes, commission is high on the commercial apps but they tend to use much of it to finance substantial discounts for riders. Currently, Uber - for example - habitually charges riders significantly less than it pays drivers. Obviously that can't and won't last forever. Free Now done similar but has now increased commission to 25% to achieve profit. Taking on the big multinationals is not as simple as writing a good app and publishing it, the likes of Uber can throw many millions of euros every day at buying market share. Even if you can achieve what you might consider to be viable market penetration you have the chicken and egg scenario to navigate first. Drivers won't sign up if there's no work and riders won't use it if there's no drivers.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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An irish speakin  Pakistani tellin us he wants to promote oirishness  lol
Wat we have hear is a prize cunt ... a fraud ..... I can smell cunt from miles away  .......shuve yur app up yur arse  an eat shit
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Should be banned from the site.

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Should be banned from the site.

Jus sayin 1990 .... ide like to ask em why a doctor is " discusted and frustrated " at high commission  for taxi drivers for an industry he doesnt work in ?
 Its certainly  not a great business to be gettin into wen its gone to fuk .....in the absence of a big payment to join up we can probably rule out a scam .....so  ide really like to hear why hes pushing this an not more focused on pushin trollys inta operatin theatres......?
Has he ambitions in politics? Wats the motive?
Big dommo will know

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If I was actually a doctor I wouldn't be telling a load of taxi drivers about it no matter how many years I spent in college.What's the point?

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If I was actually a doctor I wouldn't be telling a load of taxi drivers about it no matter how many years I spent in college.What's the point?

He is a doctor .... politically and culturally motivated....
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I doubt if UBER have 5000 drivers in Eire .
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I doubt if UBER have 5000 drivers in Eire .

They wudny have introduced deals on wheels without havin the majority of drivers johnny .....lot drivers got a pain in ther hole with freenow an ther bollix .... dont know how many times I got suspended on it  an threatened.... then ya had the licky lackys gettin all the work ... then they braut in " technology fees" an pissed off the apes .....
Uber profited from all thar an more ive probly forgotten an bided ther time an the apes switched over to uber giving discounts to get  apes joined up ....
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I doubt if UBER have 5000 drivers in Eire .

They wudny have introduced deals on wheels without havin the majority of drivers johnny .....lot drivers got a pain in ther hole with freenow an ther bollix .... dont know how many times I got suspended on it  an threatened.... then ya had the licky lackys gettin all the work ... then they braut in " technology fees" an pissed off the apes .....
Uber profited from all thar an more ive probly forgotten an bided ther time an the apes switched over to uber giving discounts to get  apes joined up ....

Hopefully in the bigger picture uber fooking up with the FF's,I know the hungas are doin them but there must be a good few lads not touchin em.

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Lots of stupid bastard s doing fixed price jobs

Idiots driving to their defeat

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I doubt if UBER have 5000 drivers in Eire .

They wudny have introduced deals on wheels without havin the majority of drivers johnny .....lot drivers got a pain in ther hole with freenow an ther bollix .... dont know how many times I got suspended on it  an threatened.... then ya had the licky lackys gettin all the work ... then they braut in " technology fees" an pissed off the apes .....
Uber profited from all thar an more ive probly forgotten an bided ther time an the apes switched over to uber giving discounts to get  apes joined up ....




This parasite gets  a salary of $ 39,400,000..... yes 39.4 million dollors a year ...


Its all over the fucking Internet wat fixed fares have done to others abroad ... im tired saying it

 https://youtube.com/shorts/uoG7LdFVwec?is=0y8RD72lyaWFKyOM


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