Uber stripped of license to operate in London

[hippocampus]

And again...Rats has me monitored well the rascal....

3.According to the Southside news, how many women in Neilstown have never experienced an orgasm?
A. Nil
B. 5%
C. Nil
D. Nil

[hippocampus]

And another....

4. Which famous Dublin entertainer has his breasts insured for 600k?
A. John M
B. Panty Bliss
C. Shan Mohangi
D. Tony from Laois.

[hippocampus]

And penultimately...

5. According to  The Northcider Taximan's analytical institute of statistics , how many Taximen have engaged in booty sex within the past 5 yrs?
A .Not sayin'
B. Depends on whether I'm on days or nights
C. That would be an ecumenical matter
4. 80%.

[hippocampus]

And...the climax............

According to the women's institute within T.I.T. there off High St in Tallaghtfornia...which had the best soporific effect(sleep aid).

A. Night Nurse combined with Special Brew.
B. One of Belker's fuckin' stories.

[Shallowhal]

Here's a  sample ceist from the newbie test lads...

1. Where in Dublin is it illegal to shoot a weapon before the Quare Wan has an orgasm:
A. Darndale
B. Leopardstown
C. Dalkey
D. Darndale.

Darndale

[Shallowhal]

Another one:
2. Oneirogomophobia is the fear of what:
A. Joe Duffy
B. Lesbian Vampires
C. Wet Dreams
D. Leo's piles.

Wet dreams

[Shallowhal]

And again...Rats has me monitored well the rascal....

3.According to the Southside news, how many women in Neilstown have never experienced an orgasm?
A. Nil
B. 5%
C. Nil
D. Nil

5%

[Shallowhal]

And another....

4. Which famous Dublin entertainer has his breasts insured for 600k?
A. John M
B. Panty Bliss
C. Shan Mohangi
D. Tony from Laois.

Want to say Pantless...but it's Ermy

[Shallowhal]

And penultimately...

5. According to  The Northcider Taximan's analytical institute of statistics , how many Taximen have engaged in booty sex within the past 5 yrs?
A .Not sayin'
B. Depends on whether I'm on days or nights
C. That would be an ecumenical matter
4. 80%.

As my phone notification says....that would be an ecumenical matter

[Shallowhal]

And...the climax............

According to the women's institute within T.I.T. there off High St in Tallaghtfornia...which had the best soporific effect(sleep aid).

A. Night Nurse combined with Special Brew.
B. One of Belker's fuckin' stories.

A and B

[hippocampus]

 ............

[The Liffey Lip]

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apparently my wife does."

[Rat Catcher]

Me oul fella sat the old test in Finglas and said the supervisor was offering help to candidates who wanted it.I mean giving them the answers if needed.The candidates were openly sharing the answers too.

Same when I sat the "test" in Harcourt Street. The hardest part of the process was proving oneself to be unemployable, as was required to collect the badge at that time.

[Rat Catcher]

Says the fella who's standing on the sidelines whilst his livelihood is being undermined. You're a silly boy!

A bit melodramatic, Tim. I don't think anyone's livelihood is under threat. As things stand it seems that the trade is in reasonably good shape. Of course there are challenges ahead. With dispatch firms reporting that they can't satisfy demand drivers are right to fear another influx of drivers. Our Government's commitment to boom/bust economics coupled with our memories of the last recession justifiably causes concern.

Anywaysanall, excuse my ignorance. I neglected to thank you for your service in our defence forces. Perhaps you can help us understand the challenges military men face in returning to civilian life. Within our trade there seems to be a perception that all ex-soldiers have huge pensions and only seek to join the ranks (if you'll excuse the pun) to occupy themselves.

[Rat Catcher]

B C A B C A, there was 6 questions, right?