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Budget tax cuts explained ?
« on: October 04, 2017, 11:23:30 am »
A lesson in economics ....Suppose that, every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to €100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this...
* The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing
* The fifth would pay €1
* The sixth would pay €3
* The seventh would pay €7
* The eighth would pay €12
* The ninth would pay €18
* The tenth man (the richest) would pay €59
So, that's what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement; until one day the owner threw them a problem.
"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by €20." Drinks for the ten now cost just €80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.
So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.
But what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?
They realised that €20 divided by six is €3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
* And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings)
* The sixth now paid €2 instead of €3 (33% savings)
* The seventh now pay €5 instead of €7 (28% savings)
* The eighth now paid €9 instead of €12 (25% savings)
* The ninth now paid €14 instead of €18 (22% savings)
* The tenth now paid €49 instead of €59 (16% savings)
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
"I only got a pound out of the €20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, "But he got €10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved €1 as well.
It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!" "That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get €10 back when I got only €2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they
discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that is how our tax system works.
The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just
may not show up any more. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible
Now who's round is it ?????

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Re: Budget tax cuts explained ?
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2017, 11:28:10 am »
The barman was probably a LSE graduate/student.
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Re: Budget tax cuts explained ?
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2017, 11:32:42 am »
Did the tenth man attend A&E and did he have to pay the €100 charge or is he taking a case against the other 9,they'll probably get free legal aid and the probation act applied....apart from that....why would he be drinking with the free loading scum anyway!!

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Re: Budget tax cuts explained ?
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2017, 11:38:35 am »
Did the tenth man attend A&E and did he have to pay the €100 charge or is he taking a case against the other 9,they'll probably get free legal aid and the probation act applied....apart from that....why would he be drinking with the free loading scum anyway!!

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible  lol lol lol

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Re: Budget tax cuts explained ?
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2017, 12:13:05 pm »
Fat Larry walks into his local, The Disappointed Virgin, just off the Rotunda in Dublin, pouring sweat from a hard day digging out tunnels. As was her custom, Skinny Assumpta, single mother of 9 childer under 15, was holding up the bar with her ample thruppenies pressed against the counter. She always came in after dumping her sprogs on her timid mother thereby avoiding any criticism from the do-gooders. Larry sits beside her and askes her if she wants a gargle...."G'Way outta dat, Lar, you can't afford it you're workin' for fuck's sake", she replies.

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Re: Budget tax cuts explained ?
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2017, 12:17:45 pm »
Fat Larrys banned.

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Re: Budget tax cuts explained ?
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2017, 05:50:57 pm »

Now who's round is it ?????

The 4 poorest went around to the tenth guy's house and robbed it blind.  Then they shifted pub to Noctors, sold all the stuff and had a great night  :2cheers

During the robbery, one of the four slipped and fell into the swimming pool of guy 10.  Sued guy 10 and got €50k in compo.  The four went to Costa del Something and had a great month   :2cheers

When they returned, they went to the local doctor with their medical cards and got prescriptons for the sunburn and drink-related ulcers.  They sold these drugs on the street and got into the cocaine business.  They had a great year taking coke and banging all the local girls who lliked their gold chains and 05-D-reg Beemers  :2cheers

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Re: Budget tax cuts explained ?
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2017, 09:05:05 pm »
You are all to smart to be taximen(-)
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

The Liffey Lip

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Re: Budget tax cuts explained ?
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2017, 05:08:08 am »
You are all to smart to be taximen(-)

Doubt that. Some of us just rose to our own levels of incompetence. Laws of jungle beat office rules every day.

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Re: Budget tax cuts explained ?
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2017, 08:09:26 am »
Fat Larrys banned.

And yes it was copped, Shallowhal or Hal, Wash lol...
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Re: Budget tax cuts explained ?
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2017, 11:57:48 pm »
Ten lads and no row ?
Were they in the George?

 


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