Ireland V Denmark.

[Rat Catcher]

Terrible. The competition proper has been robbed of another non football (soccer) "nation". How will it survive?

[Belker]

Jasper Schmeichel (Denmark goalie) seems to be the 'Fly in the ointment' at the moment.
Hopefully he can do us a Solid tomorrow night and make a bollocks of himself, just like his
auld fella did once upon a time many years back which saw us qualify fer the 1994 world cup.

It was Peter Schmeichel who fluffed a high ball coming in, allowing a goal to Spain to win 1-0
which was enough fer us to qualify in the group as we only managed a draw with the Nordies
on the same night in November 1993. If the Danes and Spaniards had played out a 0-0 draw,
(which was their intention) then both of them would have qualified.

Here is the goal that Peter Schmeichel fluffed in Nov 1993.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM35tTSNC0c

The cost of that goal was that Rep of Ireland and Denmark finished on the same amount of points
in the group, and also the same goal difference, but Rep of Ireland went through to the USA finals
because they had scored more goals in the group. Denmark did not qualify.

[Belker]

Fer me Peter Schmeichel was the best goalkeeper that I ever watched, but he had his 'Achilles Heel',
and that was the high floating ball, as shown in the above utube video.

If it goes to a penalty shoot-out tonight, then Jasper will be hard to beat.
Jasper was instrumental in Leicester city's surprise Premier league win.

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

yes I reckon peter schmeichel and buffon were the best goalies I've seen.
but schmeichel was known for acting the cunt at times while buffon is a consummate gentleman.
Shame for buffon. He was gonna retire after the 2018 world cup. the cunts did'nt make it though.

[Belker]

Jasper did his bit and came out Fluffing at the high ball to give ROI the lead.
First rule of goal-keeping; If'n ya come fer a ball, make fookin sure ya get it !

[Rat Catcher]

Fair result according to the soccer enthusiasts. Saves "us" from embarrassing ourselves in the competition proper.

[Belker]

That's a bit harsh Rats !

We had some right good results in major competition finals over the years.
1988 Beat England.
1990 Beat Romania.
1994 Beat Italy.
2016 Beat Italy.

[Tony]

Fair result according to the soccer enthusiasts. Saves "us" from embarrassing ourselves in the competition proper.

Laffin me bollex off

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

we've too many of these chutney ferrets with their fancy little beards and displaying they're intricate tattoos.
you don't want to be drawing attention to yourself when you're not producing the goods.
shane long strolling around the kip chewing chewing gum and he can't score in a gay bar. brutal.

[Belker]

Fair result according to the soccer enthusiasts. Saves "us" from embarrassing ourselves in the competition proper.

Laffin me bollex off

Eh !
Ray Houghton 1988 and again in 1994 !