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The Liffey Lip

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Eggs.
« on: October 26, 2017, 11:33:06 am »
Halloween and kids and high jinks. Supermarkets noticing that kids are block buying les oeufs. So, most of yez know this but if some little bastard pelts your windscreen....DO not put wipers on with water spray as it'll coagulate and reduce visibility to nil. Just thought I'd say it as my beloved Filipina was egged out of it outside a school she was driving past yesterday and she panicked and smacked into a pole.

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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2017, 11:39:20 am »
Yeah...throw some milk and flour on it instead and mix it to a creamy texture and throw it on a pan..not too hot though!!

Hope your beloved Filipina is ok!!

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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2017, 01:45:30 pm »
Coulda been worse, mighta hit a Paddy.

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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2017, 01:48:44 pm »
That's a bit racist!!

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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2017, 06:16:33 pm »
The Paddy might disagree...

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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2017, 01:01:46 pm »
Yeah...throw some milk and flour on it instead and mix it to a creamy texture and throw it on a pan..not too hot though!!

Hope your beloved Filipina is ok!!

Grand except for the Kia but thanks for letting on you care, Hal. Many didn't bother even being insincere.... 8)

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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2017, 01:29:17 pm »
Delighted to hear that your good lady escaped without injury. The Kia can be repaired or replaced and there's plenty more Poles where that one came from.

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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2017, 01:41:04 pm »
Delighted to hear that your good lady escaped without injury. The Kia can be repaired or replaced and there's plenty more Poles where that one came from.

I thought she was Filipino?

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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2017, 01:44:42 pm »
EGGS .Whatever happened to spending your money on loose cigarettes and trowing stones .

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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2017, 12:06:28 pm »
Delighted to hear that your good lady escaped without injury. The Kia can be repaired or replaced and there's plenty more Poles where that one came from.

I thought she was Filipino?

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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2017, 12:18:31 pm »
Miz 'Small fella' got a Caution from the Guards last year fer 'Buying Eggs' after some other 15 year old 'Rat' had squealed on him.
I told him; "Make sure he never Squeals again or the whole town will know it's OK to Squeal on you".
He did !.

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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2017, 12:28:08 pm »
I hope he got a clip round the ear for the buying bit, too. Eggs aren't laid on supermarket shelves with best before dates on the shells anall...

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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2017, 12:36:04 pm »
'Clip round de Ear', you are joking Rats I hope !

He is Sixteen and a foot taller than me !

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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2017, 08:00:27 am »
Delighted to hear that your good lady escaped without injury. The Kia can be repaired or replaced and there's plenty more Poles where that one came from.

I thought she was Filipino?

No, not gay Hal. Filipino is a man. You need to brush up on your Spanish/Tagalog. Fiat Bravo...for men...Fiat Brava for women. Spanish and Italians and grammar.

 


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