I once applied fer a job in a Supermarket chain in the 'Bra Advisory' department, I reckoned that I was a 'Shoo-in' fer the job as Yes indeed I can open a Bra with just One hand and many, many Bra's have I opened over the years. Closing them was a problem to me, as I had never ever Closed a Bra in my life.
My only opponent fer the job was this Gay fella, well at least I think he was Gay, the tight Pink slacks and eye-shadow were a bit of a giveaway. As we were sat outside waiting to be called fer the interview he told me of his fears, that he had a criminal record fer drug supply and a second one fer shoplifting.
I tell him not to worry, sure it was prob only a birra Weed and a few pairs of jeans.
He sez; "No, it was MMDA and a lot of it, I did a year in 'De Joy' fer it, and then another year in Cork fer shoplifting over Two Grands worth of clothing out of supermarkets, do ya think that will go against me ?".
I tell him; "Naw, that won't count at all" and rubbing miz hands thinking to myself that I'll see out my days staring at Tits !
Guess who got the 'Bra Advisory' job and guess who got the Taxi job ?
