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john m

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Minister Ross
« on: November 15, 2017, 11:43:04 am »
Here is the last line from Minister Rosses Speech this morning BEWARE .."We hope to introduce plans as a part of this consultation, which would hopefully reduce rural isolation and maybe create ways where people will be taken home after a night out."
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Re: Minister Ross
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2017, 01:56:14 pm »
Sounds promising. 1/10th of a mytaxi/Uber voucher with every pint?
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2017, 05:39:20 pm »
Our Shane is a kinda "Not Rock the Boat" type of fella !

Maybe if he goes to North Korea on the peace-keeping mission
with John Halligan and actually survives it, then maybe he might
tackle the Rural Taxi problem !

I doubt either will happen !
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2017, 06:13:18 pm »
Instead of making people go to a pub to drink alcohol, why don't they introduce the reverse? 
Maybe some way of bringing alcohol to the person's house.  Then they wouldn't have to drive. 
Call it an off-licence or something catchy?
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Re: Minister Ross
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2017, 12:33:23 am »
One day you're going to be a billionaire, Watty.
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2017, 01:02:13 pm »
They might even get a taxi to deliver it to them !    oops
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Re: Minister Ross
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2017, 05:42:27 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on November 16, 2017, 12:33:23 am
One day you're going to be a billionaire, Watty.

I'm a $ billionaire already...in Zimbabwean dollars anyways  ::fuck
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2017, 07:49:06 am »
Even with your new found wealth Watty,
Zimbabwe is prob not a good place to go on Holidays at the moment !
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2017, 06:06:03 pm »
If you could stay alive, you'd probably get a good fortnight's holiday there for USD$5
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