Told this before over on Roys however............sitting on the upper deck of a train 20 odd yrs ago outside Chicago heading for the East Coast and overheard this conversation, which, I might add, had me crying laughing.
2 big mammas well over 6 foot and about 25 stone apiece:
Channelle: How your Lebron doin' now, honey? He a long time outta chokey....
Destiny: Ah he okay...all he wanna do is fuck me and eat fried chicken.