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Dead fuckers playing live
« on: January 02, 2018, 03:17:27 pm »
Something fucking obscene when bands that played with dead stars go on tour .The Joe Dolan Family touring with the Dead Joe Show .Elvis backing singers playing and singing in front of old film of the fat lad singing and now tickets for Roy Orbison or Jim Reeves or some other corpse going on sale for a hologram show .Where a hologram of the dead appears on stage performing with a live band .

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Re: Dead fuckers playing live
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2018, 03:27:20 pm »
Technology, eh? It amazes me to think back to when I started driving a taxi with a voice radio, a map book and often nothing more than a lamppost number to approximate a property's location... the kids of today don't know they're born with turn by turn satellite navigation from the minute they press accept on a (get this) MOBILE telephone! The way it's going the cars will be driving themselves before too long!
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Re: Dead fuckers playing live
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2018, 03:47:08 pm »
virtual taxi driver .Some tec wizard will invent an app to put a virtual taxi driver in your driverless car so you have somebody to moan at or listen to pontificating about everything .I wonder could we upload our image and most of the crap we know to the cloud so our grandkids could make a few Dong or whatever coin the Muslims use in the future from supplying their dead grandads to virtually drive driverless cars . Now there is an Idea for the lad who wants to remake the taxi app.

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Re: Dead fuckers playing live
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2018, 04:00:33 pm »
Rodent just a thought .In the bookies they have letting on racing where they use film of old races change the names of the jockey and horse then add commentary Im sure there are only a few thousand pieces of film .Wonder if you recorded them on your phone or device and got a few lads togeather and we all studied four or five races so you would recognise the colours .The result would always be the same even though the horse and jockey names would be changed  Then as soon as we recognize a race hit the books with single wins F/C and tricasts .It would be virtually impossible to lose .

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Re: Dead fuckers playing live
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2018, 04:20:12 pm »
It'd take a lot of effort. I wrote an app to exploit over generous early prices myself a few years back and used it for a while but despite the winnings being relatively small I found that one by one the bookies closed or severely restricted my accounts which removed the edge as shopping around was key to getting the required odds. Hence, I can tell you from experience that winning is against the rules so they'll simply refuse the bet. Don't be fooled into thinking that they have to take a bet because that's what they're licensed to do, it's not like the taxi game, they can refuse a client or bet simply because they don't believe they will profit from him or it. Furthermore, I'd say if it's possible it's been done or is being done on Betfair which is owned by Paddpower who would alert the whole trade. There are teams of professionals who exploit the satellite delay by using Betfair's in running markets from the course for real racing, that's probably the most viable methodology for a touch (actually consistent touches) these days. I doubt there's any bookie that'd take more than a few ton on a virtual race regardless of who was offering it.
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Re: Dead fuckers playing live
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2018, 04:32:07 pm »
Many years ago Rodent certain bookies were slow to change odds I had a nice touch on the golf when the man tied for first  hit his ball out of bounds got 500 on @5/6 the game was on the 17th lad  dropped two to par and the co leader birdied three shot lead going down the last .I was listening live on PGA radio while on the TV lads were standing on the 17th tee .

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Re: Dead fuckers playing live
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2018, 04:34:52 pm »
As a rule of thumb any methodology that wouldn't work on Betfair (exchange) is a waste of time. You'd probably make more from your suggested methodology from race nights, robbing pennies from charities!
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Re: Dead fuckers playing live
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2018, 04:38:37 pm »
I often wondered in that golf bet do the tv delay the broadcast to fit in adds that might cause a time lag between live action and what they broadcast they can get back in sync while players are walking between shots .Must check it out again live radio v live TV

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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2018, 04:41:29 pm »
There's an inherent Satellite delay. On Racing UK it's less than a second but on ATR it's 3-4 seconds.
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Re: Dead fuckers playing live
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2018, 04:46:46 pm »
Rodent just a thought .In the bookies they have letting on racing where they use film of old races change the names of the jockey and horse then add commentary Im sure there are only a few thousand pieces of film .Wonder if you recorded them on your phone or device and got a few lads togeather and we all studied four or five races so you would recognise the colours .The result would always be the same even though the horse and jockey names would be changed  Then as soon as we recognize a race hit the books with single wins F/C and tricasts .It would be virtually impossible to lose .

Was at a charity race night a few years back and they would show you the parade ring before the race and then freeze it for people to bet,caught me lovely in the first race as the parade ring was York but the race when they pressed play was in Newmarket.

They only go on horse numbers and not names so they can jumble it up to mess up the sharks.

 


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