Flu virus out of control

[Cool Boola]

Surprised that the flu is not getting much attention on here.It must be having a negative effect for most drivers.l am still struggling with a bout of it myself and it has curtailed my nights of sitting in a cold cab waiting for a fare  Any one in here that has escaped the bug should be feeling very lucky. Hope to be back at the wheel....next week.

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

around 2 years ago some benny in the car sneezed all over me.
I was dying in bed with the flu.
I did so much coughing that my sides were in agony.
After about a week of being in bits I went to my local dunnes stores and they had a cough medicine specifically for phlegmy coughs. I drank the whole yoke in one go.
About an hour later I felt a cough coming.
I was dreading it because my sides were killing me.
I coughed and this huge ball of phlegm that was causing the agro came up in one go.
It was like a big luminous green golf ball in my mouth.
Spat it down the shitter.
After that I was brand new shampoo.
Great it was.

[Shallowhal]

around 2 years ago some benny in the car sneezed all over me.
I was dying in bed with the flu.
I did so much coughing that my sides were in agony.
After about a week of being in bits I went to my local dunnes stores and they had a cough medicine specifically for phlegmy coughs. I drank the whole yoke in one go.
About an hour later I felt a cough coming.
I was dreading it because my sides were killing me.
I coughed and this huge ball of phlegm that was causing the agro came up in one go.
It was like a big luminous green golf ball in my mouth.
Spat it down the shitter.
After that I was brand new shampoo.
Great it was.

Ah howya Superman!!

[john m]

Flu might be as bad as storm whatsit that blew over a few bins or the orange snow warning its allbollox minister for sick and dieing can go on telly and tell people to fuck off away from the hospital you might catch the flu get better at home .That way people dieing from flue wont take up space in the corridor and block the deliveroo bike bloke when he brings the pizza at break time for the doctors .

[Rat Catcher]

The met office has lost the run of itself. A different colour warning every fukking minute of every fukking day. If ever there was a boy that cried wolf...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQx3OSRj23Y

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

can't beat jean on rte for reading the news.
an absolute lash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnQPqxfDns

[Shallowhal]

Me and Jean and a yellow snow warning....or a golden shower as it's better known!!

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

ah that's not very nice.

[Shallowhal]

Don't knock it!!

[Cool Boola]

Experts at turning the direction of posts...From flu to Jean in three goes..... magic

[Tony]

Jean usta do it for me alright till I see the big brown thing that's riding her, now it's a big no no for me even when she comes a begging.

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

is she married to a black fella?

[Tony]

is she married to a black fella?

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

standing beside a jungle bunny.
that does'nt prove anything.

[Rat Catcher]

I've heard many a young lady report that there's no going back having tried black.