Country n Western

[john m]

You know your getting old when your life begins to sound like a country and western song verse .Im on the Aston last night and the mother of a girl I went out with over 30 years ago gets in I hadent seen her since then .She says I was a lovely lad and her daughter shouldnt of dumped me .She tells me her Daughter has a broken marrage and a drugs and drink problem but not a really serious drug problem .I listen cant really say anything to help so I say nothing .Im driving around and think this would make a great Country Song .

Bumped into my x future mother in law she tells me she misses me her broken  baby misses me but she is a good girl who only smokes when shes drinking .If only they had a one eyed dog called Pedro Daniel O Donnell could write a big hit about them .

[Rat Catcher]

... so I say nothing .

Seems a biit farfetched.

[Vikkiz]

... so I say nothing .

Seems a biit farfetched.

 

[Shallowhal]

Stetsons and Stilettos....or in your case Stetsons and broken bottles!!

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

nobody gets in my car and claims they know me without my authorisation.

[silverbullet]

I play Country and Wexford songs backwards...that way they have a happy ending!

[Cool Boola]

An awful racket.....that Country buck twangy thing with words to match

[Shallowhal]

An awful racket.....that Country buck twangy thing with words to match

"I gave her the ring....and she gave me the finger"

[TheDevilHimself]

I was parked up down on Aston quay,
Waiting for a fare.
I was eyeing up the Liffey for a wee 
When I saw her standing there,

She said her name was Shiela
and a wagon wheel or two she'd had in her day,
she'd been around a block or two ,
but how far around I'm to polite to say
 
She mentioned she remembered me
but then she said  she wasn't sure from where.
she said she wasn't going too far.
just back to hers, through the door, and up the stairs.......

[U Wha]

I read more than I post on the forum. I pop in because I like what people say here, whether I agree with the posts or not, it doesn't matter because they are entirely entertaining and informative. But John M, I must be doing something wrong, because you have the best experiences in your taxi, I would got to work everyday if driving a taxi gave me similar experiences to yours. I mustn't have the gra, but your posts give me hope.

[Tony]

There's only two kinds of music I like... Country and western

[Belker]

There's only two kinds of music I like... Country and western

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

[john m]

I read more than I post on the forum. I pop in because I like what people say here, whether I agree with the posts or not, it doesn't matter because they are entirely entertaining and informative. But John M, I must be doing something wrong, because you have the best experiences in your taxi, I would got to work everyday if driving a taxi gave me similar experiences to yours. I mustn't have the gra, but your posts give me hope.

Do you ever try actually talking to people .Taxis and Confession boxes are about the same size .You only have to be willing to listen people will tell you anything  .My opening line now is what did you get off Santy ?If they say Nothing then the follow up line is .You must of been really bold ?

[Tony]

That sounds a bit pervy john













I like it

[Rat Catcher]

"I gave her the ring....and she gave me the finger"

I begged my mind not to let my heart linger...

We could have a hit on our hands here.