I love the dick-head cyclists in the cab, their usual boastful line is; "My bike is so light that I can lift it with One finger !".
"Wow !" I reply "Can you really ? Well this is a D4 Fookin D 2 Liter Diesel injection, it has side impact protection, anti-skid, ABS braking and we are encased in a steel anti-roll cage with seat-belts and multiple Air-bags, it weighs in at about Two tons, if you and me were to meet in a collision who do you think would win ?".
The Kounts never Tip !