Joe, i picked a fella up who started haggling with me. I agreed to drop him home for a tenner even though it would be about twenty on the meter. When we got there he suddenly whipped out a badge and said "NTA. You're under arrest." My wife had to bail me out this morning Joe.
Joe, theres a scam going around Dublin at the moment. When you're signing a wafer with a customer they'll say "Ah we'll use my piece of paper." You sign you're name to it but unknown to you, you've agreed to sign your plate over to them when you've died Joe.
Joe, a fella told me theres underground wafer trading operating on the black market.
Joe, I failed my license renewal because the back of my seats are like a graffiti wall after drunk people trying to sign their wafers.
Joe, you do often get people pretending to be Christy Brown so they don't have to sign their wafer.
Joe, I had Bono in the car a while ago. I was trying to explain he had to sign a wafer but he accused me of trying to hound him for his autograph or something. I was arrested and brought in for questioning the next day Joe.
Joe, the Nigerians are applying grease to their pens, making it very difficult for people to sign their wafers.
Joe, you have to be very careful out there. I know a driver years ago who lost the rag after telling his customer to sign his wafer when he was taking too long. Turns out your man in the back was Jeremy Beadle.