Brexit for dummies

[Shallowhal]

Plenty of high fives and "give me a whohoo!!"

[The Liffey Lip]

Bridge over the river Kwai meets Guns of Navarone moment.

[mercenary for hire]

Erm that has to be a spoof why would lads pay to point their porridge guns at each other.I thought them things were for the ladies enjoyment of the ladies.They'd have to pay me to do it.Dirty unhygienic bastards.

[Shallowhal]

Erm that has to be a spoof why would lads pay to point their porridge guns at each other.I thought them things were for the ladies enjoyment of the ladies.They'd have to pay me to do it.Dirty unhygienic bastards.

Nuttin wron wirit!!

[john m]

Erm that has to be a spoof why would lads pay to point their porridge guns at each other.I thought them things were for the ladies enjoyment of the ladies.They'd have to pay me to do it.Dirty unhygienic bastards.

Didnt even know what it was .Bloke and bird in the car asked me were me and my mates interested .She travels to London to performaccording to her man.

[silverbullet]

Funniest moment of me life was a Jap singing the lyrics in a Karaoke in London to "Gold" by Spandex Ballet.

My mates Da taught Guitar in Rutland St.
He played Redemption Song by Bob Marley.
Then asked the kids what their favourite line was.
A kid said:
I'm not sure what it means but...
"Have no fear from a Tommy Kennedy "

Can't listen to the song without adding that!

[The Liffey Lip]

Erm that has to be a spoof why would lads pay to point their porridge guns at each other.I thought them things were for the ladies enjoyment of the ladies.They'd have to pay me to do it.Dirty unhygienic bastards.

Didnt even know what it was .Bloke and bird in the car asked me were me and my mates interested .She travels to London to performaccording to her man.

It's as real as swinging and S&M. A form of humiliation like Bondage but she gets to have a shower and make serious money from it. Big thing in Asia....know a lad that travels to Bangkok every cupla bilana and engages in it. Reckons his mickey would be put to shame if he tried it when he travels to Baltimore, Maryland.

[mercenary for hire]

Them Japs are light years ahead if us.If Paddy wants to humiliate his other half he just gives her a few digs..

[The Liffey Lip]

They're sick Merc..........strange customs and habits...........all about power and humiliation but I fail to see how they're in control if paying anyway.

[The Liffey Lip]

Funniest moment of me life was a Jap singing the lyrics in a Karaoke in London to "Gold" by Spandex Ballet.

My mates Da taught Guitar in Rutland St.
He played Redemption Song by Bob Marley.
Then asked the kids what their favourite line was.
A kid said:
I'm not sure what it means but...
"Have no fear from a Tommy Kennedy "

Can't listen to the song without adding that!

Heard some fella singing I shot the Sherrif yonks ago but it was I shop in Zereps but I will not shop in Cassidys.

[Shallowhal]

Zerep...that shop still around?

[The Liffey Lip]

Doubt it Hal........Georgey Webbs went out when Zip me up before you go-go hit the charts.

[Shallowhal]

I used to get my crepes in there(without the nutella),my daughter has a pair now,they call them creepers these days.

[The Liffey Lip]

Brothel Creepers were around the time of the Teddy Boys...you are talking about ones and twos...I take it, and not the modern take on a pancake?

[Shallowhal]

Oh indeedin i am!!