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Offline Belker

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Re: Well Holy God! Two illegal taxis in Ballymote!
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2018, 12:16:24 am »
I know... a lady who is married to a handsome taxi driver and was out with the girls drinking cocktails and living the life and all that bollox...On the way home she was feeling a bit rough and got caught off gaurd and instead of barfing in the cab she got sick in her handbag and fukked it in the bin outside the gaff.The handbag was worth a score so no big loss.

 Sometimes knowing that they have to pay 140 soilage can be useful deterrant.I'm in the habit of reminding my passengers in a friendly manner if they look a bit ropey on the early mornings.

I too have taken up the same strategy, the usual response from the possible pukers friend is;
"I know her, she won't get sick at all",
To which I respond; "Are you a vomit doctor ? It's 140 soilage charge if she gets sick, are You OK with that ?".

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Re: Well Holy God! Two illegal taxis in Ballymote!
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2018, 08:12:25 am »
I just say 'do ya need more air I can open the windows...do ya know it costs 140 to get sick in a taxi?'..

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Re: Well Holy God! Two illegal taxis in Ballymote!
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2018, 11:39:40 pm »
When I left Aer Lingus I had a supply of Motion sickness bags. The sight of one usually helped the punter sober up.

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Re: Well Holy God! Two illegal taxis in Ballymote!
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2018, 06:43:07 am »
I just say 'do ya need more air I can open the windows...do ya know it costs 140 to get sick in a taxi?'..

Yea, either way it is good to get the 140 Soilage charge laid out in advance.
Unfortunately the vast majority of Pukers are surprise pukers !

 


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