Over 200 legal and illegal border crossings I even knew roads that warent there .If the Barniea barricade ever goes back up that might be usefull information again .Vino Rosso or Vino Blanc for under £2 a bottle Smirnoff industrial alcohol in 1.25 liter bottles for £6 washed Diesel £3 a Gallon .The post Brexit opportunities might be endless for the industrious youth .Big Dommo was the man back in the day washing powder 80 washes retailed Down South for £17 wholesaled up North £8.50 sterling or just under £10 Punt if you couldnt unload 15 pallets every Childrens allowance Tuesday on the knocker @£14 quid you needed your head read .Christmas get the Turkeys In Cookstown £1000 cash got you 100 Turkeys the week before Christmas The girls that bought the Washing powder give you a score all day for then they would be sold on the phone before you stopped of for breakfast just this side of Slane in the greasy spoon .Christmas 1998 we were like the vinnos .Parked in the flats ,Turkeys ,Drink ,Chocolates and 600 double douvet covers complete with matching pillowcases we bought in a bankruptcy auction for £170 knocked them out for £3 .Big Dommos mate Long Larry big thin Lad about 6"7 he got himself into bother with the oulones bought a job lot of Electric Cookers in Strabane think they might of gotten delivered to the wrong address or something any way Larry aquired them and Dommos Brother Billy the Bastard installed them .Now what none of us knew was the Electricity up Norde is less than down South so the oven never got hot enough and the oulones Christmas dinner never cooked properly .We were in the Pub knocking back Pints on Stephens Day not every pub opened on Stephens Day you needed to be a regular when Maureen the Mouth the local Bingo playing champion stornmed into the Pub saying the Turkeys were bad that her kids all got food poison .There was some serious violence promised if monies for poison turkeys wasent refunded and complimentary pints not provided .A discussion ensued .Big Dommo sent the Loungegirl around to his Gaff to get the remains of his two turkeys he told her to get both one was in the fridge the other was in the bin .The carcases were brought to the pub and meself and Dommo picked them clean and eat the lot to prove they were not poison .Nolie the mooch got the name because he never had a smoke or drink money all he would have was the entrance fee two pints and he would hit you up for a pint he said he knew what the story was because the same thing happened years ago to his sister .She bought a Cooker from Cannon Electric in Rialto had a shop where Paddy Power is beside the Bird Flanagan and it turned out that the cookers were brought in from england and wouldnt heat up properly .We filled the Mooch full of pints and Paddy and Pep for the day rang Larry and told him to stay away and a good day was rounded of I think I won £63 in the bookies .True Story .(Bring Back the Border )what do we want ?a border when do we want it ?before Christmas would be great .
