Lost Wallet

[silverbullet]

1. No peoplewith the faces of cunts
2. No dinner jackets
3. No posh horse faces
4. No scruffy cunts
5. No trekkies
6. No hoodies
7. No food scum
8. No wellies
9. No cravat wearing arseholes
10. No singers
11. No Tommy Hilfigers
12. No Roma
13. No Do as ya likeys
14. No Whistlers
15. No dribblers
16. Never get out of your car
17. Get collateral for any job you'd be upset to take a hit on by any means possible including temporarily robbing their phone/wallet until the journey is over.
18. Quiz everyone on everything about themselves so you know where to look if they act the cunt.
19. Position drivers seat highest in the car and further back than the front passenger so youve an advantage in a punch swinging scenario.
20. Hurley in the boot (and a sliotar) for playing fetch with yer dog
21. Doors locked when on a rank, official or unofficial
22. Never get out of your car
23. Lock doors when unhired
24. Quiz gangs of lads if approached on a rank to gauge cuntiness, same rule applied if flagged on the street
25. Don't eat packets of ham for your lunch
26. Don't work Wrights Venue.. Full of cunts
27. Don't rant about jigs with anyone
28. Don't moan at pax about where theyre going
29. Don't be a hungry cunt
30. Never get out of your car...

I think that just about covers it..

That's really Irish.
Hurley in the Boot.
Never get out of the Car.
Lol

[The Liffey Lip]

Man charged with murder when burglar breaks in and he stabs him with a knife he took upstairs from the kitchen....

Man is held on suspicion of manslaughter when burglar breaks in and he stabs him with a knife he took upstairs, when he was about to peel an apple, from the kitchen...

[Shallowhal]

Didn't the police drop that charge?

[Rat Catcher]

Where, when? Was it Jamie Oliver?

[silverbullet]

Man charged with murder when burglar breaks in and he stabs him with a knife he took upstairs from the kitchen....

Man is held on suspicion of manslaughter when burglar breaks in and he stabs him with a knife he took upstairs, when he was about to peel an apple, from the kitchen...

Did he Appeel?

[weird al wankovitch]

1. No peoplewith the faces of cunts
2. No dinner jackets
3. No posh horse faces
4. No scruffy cunts
5. No trekkies
6. No hoodies
7. No food scum
8. No wellies
9. No cravat wearing arseholes
10. No singers
11. No Tommy Hilfigers
12. No Roma
13. No Do as ya likeys
14. No Whistlers
15. No dribblers
16. Never get out of your car
17. Get collateral for any job you'd be upset to take a hit on by any means possible including temporarily robbing their phone/wallet until the journey is over.
18. Quiz everyone on everything about themselves so you know where to look if they act the cunt.
19. Position drivers seat highest in the car and further back than the front passenger so youve an advantage in a punch swinging scenario.
20. Hurley in the boot (and a sliotar) for playing fetch with yer dog
21. Doors locked when on a rank, official or unofficial
22. Never get out of your car
23. Lock doors when unhired
24. Quiz gangs of lads if approached on a rank to gauge cuntiness, same rule applied if flagged on the street
25. Don't eat packets of ham for your lunch
26. Don't work Wrights Venue.. Full of cunts
27. Don't rant about jigs with anyone
28. Don't moan at pax about where theyre going
29. Don't be a hungry cunt
30. Never get out of your car...

I think that just about covers it..

That's really Irish.
Hurley in the Boot.
Never get out of the Car.
Lol

Well, ya have to eat and piss

[silverbullet]

1. No peoplewith the faces of cunts
2. No dinner jackets
3. No posh horse faces
4. No scruffy cunts
5. No trekkies
6. No hoodies
7. No food scum
8. No wellies
9. No cravat wearing arseholes
10. No singers
11. No Tommy Hilfigers
12. No Roma
13. No Do as ya likeys
14. No Whistlers
15. No dribblers
16. Never get out of your car
17. Get collateral for any job you'd be upset to take a hit on by any means possible including temporarily robbing their phone/wallet until the journey is over.
18. Quiz everyone on everything about themselves so you know where to look if they act the cunt.
19. Position drivers seat highest in the car and further back than the front passenger so youve an advantage in a punch swinging scenario.
20. Hurley in the boot (and a sliotar) for playing fetch with yer dog
21. Doors locked when on a rank, official or unofficial
22. Never get out of your car
23. Lock doors when unhired
24. Quiz gangs of lads if approached on a rank to gauge cuntiness, same rule applied if flagged on the street
25. Don't eat packets of ham for your lunch
26. Don't work Wrights Venue.. Full of cunts
27. Don't rant about jigs with anyone
28. Don't moan at pax about where theyre going
29. Don't be a hungry cunt
30. Never get out of your car...

I think that just about covers it..

That's really Irish.
Hurley in the Boot.
Never get out of the Car.
Lol

Well, ya have to eat and piss

Not during a row.Unless yer swallowing yer own teeth while pissing yerself.

[weird al wankovitch]

Thats as possible as anything else in this game.

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

If you're 100% sure you're not being patronised by a cunt, agree with everything he says.
Similarly if you pick up 24 karat dirt, feign interest in all the dirt that comes out of their scaldy gobs.

[weird al wankovitch]

Ok 

[Belker]

Thats as possible as anything else in this game.

Without swelling your Pox Dooblin head too much Gerry,
I have actually learned a lot about the night time game
from your posts over the years.

The night time game is so different the the day time game,
by day it's mostly sober customers who chat about the weather
and sometimes give small tips.

By night, IT'S WHATEVER !!

And to repeat your comment from a few years back which has
always stuck by me and I have often quoted it within the Cab;
"Ya need a certain type of madness to be a night time Taxi driver !".

[Belker]

If you're 100% sure you're not being patronised by a cunt, agree with everything he says.
Similarly if you pick up 24 karat dirt, feign interest in all the dirt that comes out of their scaldy gobs.

Fer me in the night time game, it's "Yes Sir, No Sir, Three Bags Full Sir !"
and I will tell them everything they want to hear and agree with
everything they have to say fer the 10 minute journey.
I 'Play my Mark' as I see fit, I won't Rob them or Con them,
but I will 'Play' them fer tips and fer my own personal safety.

[The Liffey Lip]

Man charged with murder when burglar breaks in and he stabs him with a knife he took upstairs from the kitchen....

Man is held on suspicion of manslaughter when burglar breaks in and he stabs him with a knife he took upstairs, when he was about to peel an apple, from the kitchen...

Did he Appeel?

Wanko can claim the hurl and sliotar were in his car as he likes to practice slapping it against a wall(yeah) when not busy. If Wanko had only the hurl...it could be interpreted that he had it for more nefarious reasons. "Hurling is played in Eire, whereas baseball is not", Justice.

[Belker]

Fer example; I got Two knackers in the cab last weekend (by chance) asking to go to Mahon (Halting site), I'm thinking 'Bollocks' less than a 50/50 chance of getting paid and a small possibility of getting robbed.
I'm thinking 'Game Face On, ya can Play 'em Cashie' to myself and I did.

Along the journey I gave them the whole history of Mahon from the Seventies, I showed them the old road which is now derelict in to Mahon and the old stone bridge which used to be the main road in to Mahon and where the old dump used to be and told them of my youth Dazzling rabbits with hounds on the grounds of which is now their homes.
The fare was 12Euro 'n odd at the end, the knacker hands me 15 with a; "Keep the change, Jaysus ! I never knew any of that, Thanks very much Mr Taxi driver, your a Sound man".

Fer me 'Job Done',  I 'Played my Mark' and Won !

[weird al wankovitch]

A lot of luck involved in that job Belker. Them cunts are like russian roulette. I've had more bad than good experiences with them tbh.

The words Howya boss! is enough to cleanse me colon..