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Offline Tony

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Re: Flu jab.... Yes or no?
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2018, 09:13:34 am »
Got it this mornin for the first time but I don't like antin penitratin me body made in a lab by strangers.... Enormous ammount of trust involved wit a pharmaceutical company who's out only to profit.....
But the last flu put me out for a month...
Nearly put me under... Cnut s gettin in yer car coughing all over ya shud be horsewhipped



Flu jab should be mandatory for health staff working in high-risk areas, report says
http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/flu-jab-should-be-mandatory-for-health-staff-working-in-high-risk-areas-report-says-876565.html?utm_source=androidapp&utm_medium=share&utm_campaign=sharebutton
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Re: Flu jab.... Yes or no?
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2018, 02:19:15 pm »
Got it this mornin for the first time but I don't like antin penitratin me body made in a lab by strangers.... Enormous ammount of trust involved wit a pharmaceutical company who's out only to profit.....
But the last flu put me out for a month...
Nearly put me under... Cnut s gettin in yer car coughing all over ya shud be horsewhipped

Thought it was a nasal spray?///no need for a jab.

Naa it was a needle Lip...... Ya have to fill out forms an sign disclaimers.... Woke up this mornin wit Flemin nose........
 But that cud been just that I snore like a horse
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Re: Flu jab.... Yes or no?
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2018, 02:23:15 pm »
You're a cyclist, fit and an ex-smoker..........why the fuck do you need a jab, Octy? Probably injected you with truth serum. Don't work tonight......you'll end up telling every bird you meet you have a tongue like a gay Aardvark.

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Re: Flu jab.... Yes or no?
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2018, 07:50:37 pm »
You're a cyclist, fit and an ex-smoker..........why the fuck do you need a jab, Octy? Probably injected you with truth serum. Don't work tonight......you'll end up telling every bird you meet you have a tongue like a gay Aardvark.
Getting the flu every year now Lip...
It's gettin worser every year wit all the travellin Chinese an watsits flyin in an the last one nearly killed me... I'm takin a chance on the jab.... Fuk I'll give it a chance


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Re: Flu jab.... Yes or no?
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2018, 10:07:20 pm »
You're a cyclist, fit and an ex-smoker..........why the fuck do you need a jab, Octy? Probably injected you with truth serum. Don't work tonight......you'll end up telling every bird you meet you have a tongue like a gay Aardvark.
Getting the flu every year now Lip...
It's gettin worser every year wit all the travellin Chinese an watsits flyin in an the last one nearly killed me... I'm takin a chance on the jab.... Fuk I'll give it a chance
Do you know if the Chinese Bird  Flu? 8)

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Re: Flu jab.... Yes or no?
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2018, 06:27:38 am »
You're a cyclist, fit and an ex-smoker..........why the fuck do you need a jab, Octy? Probably injected you with truth serum. Don't work tonight......you'll end up telling every bird you meet you have a tongue like a gay Aardvark.
Getting the flu every year now Lip...
It's gettin worser every year wit all the travellin Chinese an watsits flyin in an the last one nearly killed me... I'm takin a chance on the jab.... Fuk I'll give it a chance

I asked my GP why a diphtheria vaccine was included in my tetanus booster jab,,,,,,,,she told me she was bound legally to tell me before she gave me the jab, but not to tell me why. When I told her why, she just smiled and turned away and then told me to stop slicing onions with big knives.

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Re: Flu jab.... Yes or no?
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2018, 07:21:59 pm »
You're a cyclist, fit and an ex-smoker..........why the fuck do you need a jab, Octy? Probably injected you with truth serum. Don't work tonight......you'll end up telling every bird you meet you have a tongue like a gay Aardvark.
Getting the flu every year now Lip...
It's gettin worser every year wit all the travellin Chinese an watsits flyin in an the last one nearly killed me... I'm takin a chance on the jab.... Fuk I'll give it a chance

I asked my GP why a diphtheria vaccine was included in my tetanus booster jab,,,,,,,,she told me she was bound legally to tell me before she gave me the jab, but not to tell me why. When I told her why, she just smiled and turned away and then told me to stop slicing onions with big knives.

You'd better take to your bed Justin Casey:
Several mild problems have been reported within 2 weeks of getting the vaccine:
headaches, upper respiratory tract infection (about 1 person in 3)
stuffy nose, sore throat, joint pain (about 1 person in 6)
abdominal pain, cough, nausea (about 1 person in 7)
diarrhea (about 1 person in 10)
fever (about 1 person in 100)

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Re: Flu jab.... Yes or no?
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2018, 09:17:10 pm »
You're a cyclist, fit and an ex-smoker..........why the fuck do you need a jab, Octy? Probably injected you with truth serum. Don't work tonight......you'll end up telling every bird you meet you have a tongue like a gay Aardvark.

Getting the flu every year now Lip...
It's gettin worser every year wit all the travellin Chinese an watsits flyin in an the last one nearly killed me... I'm takin a chance on the jab.... Fuk I'll give it a chance


I asked my GP why a diphtheria vaccine was included in my tetanus booster jab,,,,,,,,she told me she was bound legally to tell me before she gave me the jab, but not to tell me why. When I told her why, she just smiled and turned away and then told me to stop slicing onions with big knives.


You'd better take to your bed Justin Casey:
Several mild problems have been reported within 2 weeks of getting the vaccine:
headaches, upper respiratory tract infection (about 1 person in 3)
stuffy nose, sore throat, joint pain (about 1 person in 6)
abdominal pain, cough, nausea (about 1 person in 7)
diarrhea (about 1 person in 10)
fever (about 1 person in 100)

Sounds like a walk in the park after the auzzie flu I had last Christmas bullet....
http://www.thejournal.ie/february-flu-deaths-3867350-Feb2018/
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