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Offline silverbullet

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Mr Mercedes
« on: October 22, 2018, 10:08:27 pm »
No, not you E Crash.
Starting on RTE 2.

Hey E Crash, saw you dropping off at the airport this morning in a 2014 Merc.

Now I know what the S stands for in S-Class:



Didja hurt yisserself? 8)
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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2018, 10:11:21 pm »
It's taping as i type!!
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Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2018, 11:05:15 pm »
now if he took that yoke off his right said fred and had a shave he'd look irish.
instead he's content to be damned with arseholes opening their gobs in his direction.
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Offline mercenary for hire

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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2018, 08:22:02 am »
I'd say yer man has a loadsa 50 notes taped to his head under the turban to keep them away from the tax man.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2018, 08:27:33 am by mercenary for hire »
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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2018, 11:20:07 am »
Quote from: mercenary for hire on October 23, 2018, 08:22:02 am
I'd say yer man has a loadsa 50 notes taped to his head under the turban to keep them away from the tax man.



At least he's driving a car with plenty of Headroom,
He's using his hard and Wisley to improve  his comfort and standards in the fleet
He wouldn't fit in a pricus with his raghead.
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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2018, 02:48:40 pm »
Stop it you just sound crazy at this stage S...I don't really care what ya wanna drive.When I bought my Prius we were still in recession.Saved me lots of unnecessary hours behind the wheel.By the time I'm changing it in 2021 well be on the way back down again.Why the fuk would I buy a flash jammer.I'd feel like a wanker drving one of those motors making minimum wage.
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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2018, 05:23:40 pm »
What was the TV programme about?

Punjabi Gills have been in Dublin at least since the 80s, an old friend of mine is one. Another was murdered (or manslaughtered as it worked out) at his restaurant on Dorset St some time ago, extremely well respected by the locals by all accounts.
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If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2018, 08:30:46 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on October 23, 2018, 05:23:40 pm
What was the TV programme about?

Punjabi Gills have been in Dublin at least since the 80s, an old friend of mine is one. Another was murdered (or manslaughtered as it worked out) at his restaurant on Dorset St some time ago, extremely well respected by the locals by all accounts.

The most fearsome soldiers in the British army during the Raj.

http://asht.info/anglosikh/105/sikhs-and-the-british-empire.html

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/14/excerpts-guardian-reporting-first-world-war
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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2018, 08:33:07 pm »
Quote from: mercenary for hire on October 23, 2018, 02:48:40 pm
Stop it you just sound crazy at this stage S...I don't really care what ya wanna drive.When I bought my Prius we were still in recession.Saved me lots of unnecessary hours behind the wheel.By the time I'm changing it in 2021 well be on the way back down again.Why the fuk would I buy a flash jammer.I'd feel like a wanker drving one of those motors making minimum wage.

I'm Sikh of it too.

At least MfH, the full name of your car isn't "CAT 4 DAMAGED REPAIRABLE" 8)
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Offline mercenary for hire

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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2018, 11:06:19 pm »
:-)
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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2018, 01:11:33 am »
Quote from: mercenary for hire on October 23, 2018, 02:48:40 pm
Stop it you just sound crazy at this stage S...I don't really care what ya wanna drive.When I bought my Prius we were still in recession.Saved me lots of unnecessary hours behind the wheel.By the time I'm changing it in 2021 well be on the way back down again.Why the fuk would I buy a flash jammer.I'd feel like a wanker drving one of those motors making minimum wage.



So yid feel like a wanker driving a top end motor,
So what do you feel driving that Jap tuna can
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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2018, 01:29:03 am »
Quote from: SClass on October 24, 2018, 01:11:33 am
Quote from: mercenary for hire on October 23, 2018, 02:48:40 pm
Stop it you just sound crazy at this stage S...I don't really care what ya wanna drive.When I bought my Prius we were still in recession.Saved me lots of unnecessary hours behind the wheel.By the time I'm changing it in 2021 well be on the way back down again.Why the fuk would I buy a flash jammer.I'd feel like a wanker drving one of those motors making minimum wage.



So yid feel like a wanker driving a top end motor,
So what do you feel driving that Jap tuna can


Did your colostomy bag burst again?
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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2018, 01:45:52 am »
Quote from: Tony on October 24, 2018, 01:29:03 am
Quote from: SClass on October 24, 2018, 01:11:33 am
Quote from: mercenary for hire on October 23, 2018, 02:48:40 pm
Stop it you just sound crazy at this stage S...I don't really care what ya wanna drive.When I bought my Prius we were still in recession.Saved me lots of unnecessary hours behind the wheel.By the time I'm changing it in 2021 well be on the way back down again.Why the fuk would I buy a flash jammer.I'd feel like a wanker drving one of those motors making minimum wage.



So yid feel like a wanker driving a top end motor,
So what do you feel driving that Jap tuna can


Did your colostomy bag burst again?

 Who MFH,
There's a lot of colostomy contents on here.
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Offline mercenary for hire

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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2018, 01:56:58 am »
It's only a car S.I don't feel much for them at all.I wish buying a fancy car was enough to stop me getting bored with the job.It's good to see ya getting pleasure from driving something you like.All I need is something reliable and economical that's cheap.

Nowhere else in Europe do ya see so many fancy taxis.Wonder why Dublin is so different?Might be the age profile of the drivers?

I was on me hols in Spain and all the taxis were Skodas, Dacias and loadsa Prius pluses.Only one E class.Most drivers were under 35.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2018, 02:01:34 am by mercenary for hire »
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Re: Mr Mercedes
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2018, 02:30:13 am »
Lotsa Mercs in Gran Canaria last May. Der Fatherland is fulladem.
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