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john m

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Dymphna Fairchild
« on: October 30, 2018, 10:50:34 pm »
Im working the Triangle in Renelagh today and I see an old friend Dymphna l  havent seen her since Ambroses funeral ,she tells me she has a new man friend who partners her in the bridge club and they go to dinner every now and then.She seems a bit disturbed so I ask whats wrong .she tells me her new mans daughter is a terrible woman accuses her of all sorts of terrible things that she never did .She tells me that the straw that broke the camels back was Sunday .Her new mans daughter won money in a raffle  in the pub Dymphna and her new manTon were there and his daughter bought a drink for everybody except her husband and Dymphna ,later they all went back to her new mans daughters house and there was an argument between Toms daughter and her husband .He asked why she didnt buy him a drink out of her winnings ,she said "you had enough "he said enough is nevr enough and he left the room went upstairs and came down with her vibrator from the bottom drawer opened it took out the batteries and filled it with Gin screwed the cap back on then trew it at his missus and said even a vibrator would need to be full of drink to fuck you .I asked Dymphna why she was upset ?She said it was so unkind and inconsiderate as he wasted all the Gin and she didnt like Vodka




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Re: Dymphna Fairchild
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2018, 11:08:39 pm »
Venturing into Ken territory there John.

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Re: Dymphna Fairchild
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2018, 12:10:27 pm »
Venturing into Ken territory there John.

Bernard Manning's old gags with copious large whiskies?

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Re: Dymphna Fairchild
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2018, 12:32:34 pm »
Whos Ambrose ?

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Re: Dymphna Fairchild
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2018, 12:57:18 pm »
Whos Ambrose ?

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Re: Dymphna Fairchild
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2018, 01:01:05 pm »
Whos hynich bucket ?

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Re: Dymphna Fairchild
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2018, 01:01:55 pm »
Its Richard I feel sorry in that marriage

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Re: Dymphna Fairchild
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2018, 02:53:10 pm »
Its Richard I feel sorry in that marriage

It's ermys missus i feel sorry for!!

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Re: Dymphna Fairchild
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2018, 07:28:51 pm »
Don't let a lack of talent get in the way:

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