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Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2018, 07:47:04 pm »
yep. the one's who tell you they're Travellers are always gameball.
the one's that get in and say "Up the Joyces" etc., reek of BO, talk jibberish and about being 'scriminated 'gainst and letters from their 'slisters, and fuck with the seat, window and radio. they're the pikeys.

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2018, 07:59:33 pm »
Yeah, I've had a few sober knackers who've admitted that they're knackers over the years. Turned out to be ok jobs I spose.Sober travellers are totally different to drunk travellers in my experience. I don't think I've ever had a well behaved drunk traveller in the jammer. Sober or drunk they'll usually haggle on the fare though.

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2018, 08:04:37 pm »
Problem I have with them is,the bastards dont seem to think they have to pay at all.I dont think I have ever had a fare involving them that was trouble free,and it was always over either short,or none paymemt .they are dab hands at playing the racist card also

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2018, 04:13:30 am »
There is only One good Knacker and that is a Dead Knacker.

Whom on here would disagree ?


As Taxi-drivers, I expect Silence.

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2018, 04:33:00 am »
There is only One good Knacker and that is a Dead Knacker.

Whom on here would disagree ?


As Taxi-drivers, I expect Silence.


I'd agreed 100% but how can ya tell if their dead or alive because they all smell the same?
Mr. T-bag to you

Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2018, 05:45:14 am »
There is only One good Knacker and that is a Dead Knacker.

Whom on here would disagree ?


As Taxi-drivers, I expect Silence.

what do you call a thousand dead itinerants?













a start.

dalymount

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2018, 07:59:03 am »
Dont know if any of ya seen the presidential debate.kenny asked them all in turn how they would feel if creamers moved in beside them.you could guess the PC answer they all gave.they all said oh no problem,they would be delighted to have them as neighbours,sure didnt we used to play with them when we were kids,they were inly short of inviting them to tea.then he asked Casey who told the truth,and said the orher 5 were liars

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2018, 04:26:24 pm »
 Shower of racist cunts on here,
  Their Irish aren't they,
  Human beings just like....

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2018, 04:36:32 pm »
Shower of racist cunts on here,
  Their Irish aren't they,
  Human beings just like....Mexicans?


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Re: Crexit
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2018, 11:31:29 pm »
Shower of racist cunts on here,
  Their Irish aren't they,
  Human beings just like....
*They're...like you...uneducated.

Offline Belker

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2018, 04:54:05 am »
Shower of racist cunts on here,
  Their Irish aren't they,
  Human beings just like....
It's Not racist Sclass because as you said yourself they are Irish, the same race as me.
It's like me calling El Tonio a Pox rotten Doob scumbag, it may be abusive, but it's not racist.

Offline Belker

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2018, 05:00:22 am »
There is only One good Knacker and that is a Dead Knacker.

Whom on here would disagree ?


As Taxi-drivers, I expect Silence.


I'd agreed 100% but how can ya tell if their dead or alive because they all smell the same?

If'n ya don't hear the words; "A swear on ma baba's life, or me mudders grave" every 30 seconds or so,
ya can nearly presume that they are Dead !

Offline Belker

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2018, 05:09:32 am »
A fella told me this in the cab one night, I have never had the oppurtunity to use it yet, but;

He told me that all gypsies hate curses and if'n a knacker gives ya hassel in the cab then tell him the Curse of Taxi drivers will be upon him, I have no idea if this works or not, but I do intend to use it some night.

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2018, 07:29:22 am »
Patron Saint of taximen is the same one revered by the Travellers.

Offline Belker

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Re: Crexit
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2018, 08:10:53 am »
I'm not a religious man, but fer anyone that is then Saint Fiacre is the Patron saint of Taxi drivers;
https://www.catholicireland.net/saintoftheday/st-fiacre-7th-century-patron-of-gardeners-and-taxi-drivers/

He is also the Patron saint of Venereal disease's, so don't be praying too hard to him !








Unless of course, you happen to be a Taxi driver with VD !
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