The late-late adult toy show, now there's a show that would draw an audience.
A bit like Sexcetera with Fadas!! 
Would there be a bowl i could throw me keys into?
I thought you were a Happily Married man Hal ??
Chances are that if'n your throwing your keys in to a Bowl,
then your Misses just might be unluckly enough to pull em out !
And if'n it's not your Misses that pull's your keys out, then your
going a be 'Stirring another mans Porridge' fer the next week !