Paranoia

[john m]

 Watching the dail committee on cyber security and a few of the questions got strange answers .Did you know if you ring the emergenct services the location as in the aircode (Now we know why they wanted it )for the location you are at comes up on the dispatchers screen .It seems that every time you make a call the exact location is identifiable by eircode .

 Then to add to my Paranoia I was looking at a house for sale in my area it had a link to Google maps so I had a look then looked at my own bunker .I always thought that Google maps was created with the cars with the tripods a few years ago but it seems they update them regulary by spying on us .The footpath outside my bunker was relaid earlier this year and it is in the uopdated photo .There is also a car in my garden with the numberplate obscured but the taxi plate is not .Why would they obscure number plates but not taxi plates is this an invasion of my privacy and security .E mail to the data protection commissioner on the way .

[The Liffey Lip]

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

[Octavia1]

One ove me clients came back from China there last week.....
He tell me he was on the Chinese bullet train an it goes at 500 an hour or something and there's  police goin up an down wit camaras video everybody......
On the motorway every 200 hundred yards yur gettin photographed flashes all day....
....wats the point in the police photographin everybody wen they all look the same says I. ?
I don't know says he

[john m]

One ove me clients came back from China there last week.....
He tell me he was on the Chinese bullet train an it goes at 500 an hour or something and there's  police goin up an down wit camaras video everybody......
On the motorway every 200 hundred yards yur gettin photographed flashes all day....
....wats the point in the police photographin everybody wen they all look the same says I. ?
I don't know says he

Chinease Mammy would recognise her own kid .Read about that in Chino they have digimaps of your mug so using facial recognition tec they can moniter your every move .You remember they wanted cameras in all taxies .They could then connect us to the Gotchie Shop and if Big Dommos Bold Brother (the one I never Mention ) was your passenger an alert could go out and armed gards could swoop on your car and threaten to shoot him and you would be depending on Buchal O Brien to be a good shot .

 The updated Google map surprised me .Imagine somebody is visiting and his or her car is photoed in situ and they should not be there .Im still haunted by Mrs O Toole telling me Ma she seen me in Thomas Street and I got caught on the Hop .The private eye in the sky has us all under observation .

[mercenary for hire]

After reading the bullet train thing I started googling....and it turns out the Chinese use facial recognition to fine jaywalkers.They send you a text and a fine then stick yer mug up on billboards to shame ya into not being bold.

So the filming on the bullet train might be to see if yer on a wanted list or paid yer for yer ticket.Cool in a way but not cool if I get caught not paying on the Luas.

[Octavia1]

Bloke got into me car one sat..... Off for a pint sez I.....
Naa off to work sez he....
Ah yu a barman....
Naa I monitor the streets.....
Wat? 
Yea.... I monitor O'Connell Street.... That's my stretch...
Yu see that camara up there..?
Yea
That's one of ours... And that one there aswell....
Just you sez I? 
No sez he.... Me an other blokes watchin the streets..... I know all the junkies, dealers thieves, pickpockets by name now.... Every single one them

[stonethecrows]

I wonder if this is in breach of "Data Protection" rules ? considering dash-cam footage is not allowed !

[Shallowhal]

I'm a bit of a voyeur meself!!

[Rat Catcher]

Shoulda asked him why we can't have more speed cameras, particularly in 30 kilo/hour zones... and why do we need Gardai sitting around in cars minding criminals when cameras would suffice?

[Cool Boola]

C lots of parked Gardai vans on OConnell Street at nite time...Can't see anyone in them

[silverbullet]

C lots of parked Gardai vans on OConnell Street at nite time...Can't see anyone in them

What about the Cops on the traffic island opposite the taxis parked on the clearway outside the fast food joints?

[silverbullet]

 

One ove me clients came back from China there last week.....
He tell me he was on the Chinese bullet train an it goes at 500 an hour or something and there's  police goin up an down wit camaras video everybody......
On the motorway every 200 hundred yards yur gettin photographed flashes all day....
....wats the point in the police photographin everybody wen they all look the same says I. ?
I don't know says he

A little known ritual:
A Chinese couple who have had a baby go to the cutlery draw in the kitchen.
The Father grabs a handful of utensils and throws them in the air.
The sound of the cutlery hitting the floor becomes the name given to the child, such as
Ting
Ping
Tong!!

[Rat Catcher]

Damn Chinks.

[Octavia1]

Damn Chinks.

They invented gun powder....
There's an old Japanese phrase.....
I'll translate it for yu......
Never ever ever turn your back on a ching chong chinaman....

Cleverest animal on the planet by about 5 million miles

[silverbullet]

Damn Chinks.

They invented gun powder....
There's an old Japanese phrase.....
I'll translate it for yu......
Never ever ever turn your back on a ching chong chinaman....

Cleverest animal on the planet by about 5 million miles

Comfort.Wives.