The Rats Necklace

[john m]

If your interested Rodent I rang Big Dommos mate Billy The Bastard about a leather jacket he was trying to sell and I was telling him about your necklace he said he will give you £40 on the hundred if you want it £120 in Sterling ,he wants it for some youngone he met in the visitors waiting room in Wheatfield he was visiting Big Dommows Fourth eldest as he is his Godfather and yer one was in visiting her fella who is doing two for joyriding .Or if you want to wait Eileen said she might buy it off you for her girlfriend but you will have to wait till childrens allowance day ,she wants it as a valantines present .

[dalymount]

Oh how romantic

[Shallowhal]

Have ye got a photo of the leather jacket and what's he asking?

[john m]

Have ye got a photo of the leather jacket and what's he asking?

Jacket is gone sold it to a bloke in Chasers .

[Rat Catcher]

I was going to go up today and get a credit note but when I woke up I couldn't be arsed, maybe tomorrow... failing that iLean could be in with a shout, erm.

[john m]

I was going to go up today and get a credit note but when I woke up I couldn't be arsed, maybe tomorrow... failing that iLean could be in with a shout, erm.

You would like Eileen all class .Before she went lesbian she got two tattoos on her tits .Skimmed and semiskimmed  she thought it was funny until one night in the Stoneboat she whipped off her shirt to show the lads her tits and I said why did you do that she said to give the kids a choice .I said why bother none of your kids can read neither can Tommy Two Fingers who she was Mothering  kids for at the time .

[Octavia1]

Ok so let me get this straight....
There's a topic on ken selling his ruby ladies ring.... A topic on ratty selling his
Golden necklace.... A topic on blokes mickeys being licked ......
Wat the fuk is going on??
Are yous all gone Queer or wat? 

[stonethecrows]

I'm no queer but my boyfriend is 

[Rat Catcher]

It's not mine and I'm not selling it, Octy. I'm returning one I bought for Mrs. Catcher - who is female, not in the broad anything goes could be a poof PC gender neutral sense of the word, in the narrow clear strict sense of the word.

[Octavia1]

It's not mine and I'm not selling it, Octy. I'm returning one I bought for Mrs. Catcher - who is female, not in the broad anything goes could be a poof PC gender neutral sense of the word, in the narrow clear strict sense of the word.

That's Wat yur telling us ratti.... But yu an ken selling ladies jewellery on here is a bit weird if yu ask me 

[Shallowhal]

Lookin forward to seein Ken and Ratty on the shopping channel!!

[Rat Catcher]

I'm not selling it, Octy. I'm returning it to the store I bought it in.

[Vikkiz]

I'm not selling it, Octy. I'm returning it to the store I bought it in.

If you can be arsed to drive up and get it

[Rat Catcher]

Going up shortly... as soon as I have a shit, shower and shave.

[The Liffey Lip]

Asda selling Panansonic TV's I'm told...........half price.