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Offline stonethecrows

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Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« on: January 24, 2019, 04:29:26 pm »
How about this for a new Career  :))
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-46944631
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2019, 04:41:16 pm »
going from one shit job to another
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2019, 05:08:35 pm »
Could this be considered double jobbing ?
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2019, 06:08:01 pm »
How do ya apply?Send them one of yer stools in a Tupperware container?I'd be gutted if my sample didn't make the grade and got rejected.
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2019, 06:12:43 pm »
Im sure you'll make the grade MFH
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Offline Cool Boola

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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2019, 08:14:23 pm »
Shirer. Job.  day in day out
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2019, 09:35:28 pm »
Quote from: mercenary for hire on January 24, 2019, 06:08:01 pm
How do ya apply?Send them one of yer stools in a Tupperware container?I'd be gutted if my sample didn't make the grade and got rejected.

If they just logged on here...you'll deffo make the grade!!
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Offline stonethecrows

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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2019, 09:32:14 am »
AH ye's are all full of Sh1t
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2019, 03:04:31 pm »
Quote from: mercenary for hire on January 24, 2019, 06:08:01 pm
How do ya apply?Send them one of yer stools in a Tupperware container?I'd be gutted if my sample didn't make the grade and got rejected.

Tupperware... ya bleedin' snob... what's wrong with Chinese takeaway boxes?
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2019, 03:09:10 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 25, 2019, 03:04:31 pm
Quote from: mercenary for hire on January 24, 2019, 06:08:01 pm
How do ya apply?Send them one of yer stools in a Tupperware container?I'd be gutted if my sample didn't make the grade and got rejected.

Tupperware... ya bleedin' snob... what's wrong with Chinese takeaway boxes?
I would expect it to be Vacuum packed, more secure and no chance of the hum escaping
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2019, 03:15:38 pm »
Anyway brings me on to a true story about meself, going back about 35 years ago me and me mate went on a binge (as we always did) , after numerous pints we decided to go on the Crème de Menth (Green Stuff for yous ignorant fcuks).

Anyway we had loads of this gear and guess what , yeah that's right the next day it came out Green (I kid you not).

I had a great idea of vacuum packing it and sending it to some Yankee for Paddys Day (you know how they are always on about Ireland and how Green it is), anyway decided against it.

Creme De Menth and me divorced after that and have never got back together again.
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2019, 06:37:01 pm »
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 25, 2019, 03:15:38 pm
Anyway brings me on to a true story about meself, going back about 35 years ago me and me mate went on a binge (as we always did) , after numerous pints we decided to go on the Crème de Menth (Green Stuff for yous ignorant fcuks).

Anyway we had loads of this gear and guess what , yeah that's right the next day it came out Green (I kid you not).

I had a great idea of vacuum packing it and sending it to some Yankee for Paddys Day (you know how they are always on about Ireland and how Green it is), anyway decided against it.

Creme De Menth and me divorced after that and have never got back together again.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!!
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2019, 06:39:25 pm »
Quote from: stonethecrows on January 25, 2019, 03:15:38 pm
Anyway brings me on to a true story about meself, going back about 35 years ago me and me mate went on a binge (as we always did) , after numerous pints we decided to go on the Crème de Menth (Green Stuff for yous ignorant fcuks).

Anyway we had loads of this gear and guess what , yeah that's right the next day it came out Green (I kid you not).

I had a great idea of vacuum packing it and sending it to some Yankee for Paddys Day (you know how they are always on about Ireland and how Green it is), anyway decided against it.

Creme De Menth and me divorced after that and have never got back together again.
Fucking Cracker:
https://youtu.be/aWeG6Ea84zg
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2019, 03:19:13 pm »
Billy Connolly tells a joke about a pint of  Creme De Menthe being the Pope's Fav drink and no wonder they carry him around in a chair..
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Re: Want to Retire from Taxiing ?
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2019, 07:28:44 pm »
Quote from: markmiwurdz on January 26, 2019, 03:19:13 pm
Billy Connolly tells a joke about a pint of  Creme De Menthe being the Pope's Fav drink and no wonder they carry him around in a chair..
^^^
See above post 8)
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