Customs officers

[The Liffey Lip]

Pays not to be sensitive around family members.....you'll find that out when they're laughing at your tales from the auld days soon, Uncle Halbert.........any Unicorns around Louth?

[Rat Catcher]

At least you remember. My aulfella thought I was 40 on my 38th birthday....and he hadn't Alzheimers or anything else wrong with him.

Asking an Irishman how old his kids are is akin to asking if he takes sugar in his tae.

[The Liffey Lip]

Same man knew exactly when Ali and Frazer fought their battles..........and when the Beatles came to Dublin.............and when he met Jack Doyle in the old Theatre Royale...........there's another one out there 2 yrs older obviously.