Can't sleep again... Can't blame it on the heat.... Startin to tink I'm turnin inta travel bickle.....
Last nits nightmare was me driving a load of toothless gickna,s off the Jersey kyle show back to darndale after the show an one junkie kunt tru a rock at me car an I jumped on the cnut an broke both his legs an bit both iz ears off an then his nose an spit out them out all over his face then I was up in court wit the wig an gown on argueing with the prosecution that I was the victim an not the other cnut An that I was motivated by enthusiastic self defence an not revenge as they alleged an they let me off like travis....anyway the toothless cunt hadn't a leg to stand on . Lovely dream it was really.....
Off topic for a moment I fell in love wit a black girl again last nite.... Lovely lookin bird she was from Nigeria.... She was tellin me all about the Americans bribing the cnuts in power an it's one of the riches countries in the world wit oil and diamonds an stuff.... I could only glance at her Cople times as I cudnt get over how lovely she was but I didny want to crash the car or let her kno I fancied the knickers off her or she mite of thought I was a pervert.
..I tink I'm startin to be assimilated an integrated inta the new Ireland
...she said to me that I was a lovely bloke an I tink she had the hots for me aswell as she said it wud be good for Irish men an Nigerian girls to get it on as Irish women get old early an I interjected aswell an said yea.... They all mad cnuts aswell.....alas weel never know... Like ships in the nite....
She alighted me prius... An I took the rest of the nite off forlorn an broken hearted
Poor cnut