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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2019, 03:31:24 pm »
If you’re not too squeamish, you can treat acne, eczema, and psoriasis by dabbing on a little urine using a clean, damp towel and leaving it on for a few minutes before rinsing it off. Be sure to collect the urine using the “clean-catch method,” that is, beginning to urinate and collecting it mid-stream. Morning urine is thought to be best for face treatments because the hormones become more concentrated overnight

As a Psoriasis sufferer, Stoney, I would agree, except, the urea should be collected from a female if you are dabbing it on a male...the reason so many men have enlarged prostates is because they ingest so many female hormones...treat fire with fire. Get her to piss into a bucket through a muslin fabric. Leave it sit for a day or so, and take some Saw Palemetto tabs with a glass of water before applying it to your skin. Takes a few indepth attempts but it does work for those who suffer from inflammation of the skin etc...
Or buy a tube of Hydrocortisone for a couple of Euro.

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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2019, 03:32:07 pm »
If you’re not too squeamish, you can treat acne, eczema, and psoriasis by dabbing on a little urine using a clean, damp towel and leaving it on for a few minutes before rinsing it off. Be sure to collect the urine using the “clean-catch method,” that is, beginning to urinate and collecting it mid-stream. Morning urine is thought to be best for face treatments because the hormones become more concentrated overnight
Urine fine form today STC! 8)

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2019, 03:34:12 pm »
Pissed off so taught I'd look up some shit facts
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2019, 03:36:32 pm »
If you’re not too squeamish, you can treat acne, eczema, and psoriasis by dabbing on a little urine using a clean, damp towel and leaving it on for a few minutes before rinsing it off. Be sure to collect the urine using the “clean-catch method,” that is, beginning to urinate and collecting it mid-stream. Morning urine is thought to be best for face treatments because the hormones become more concentrated overnight

As a Psoriasis sufferer, Stoney, I would agree, except, the urea should be collected from a female if you are dabbing it on a male...the reason so many men have enlarged prostates is because they ingest so many female hormones...treat fire with fire. Get her to piss into a bucket through a muslin fabric. Leave it sit for a day or so, and take some Saw Palemetto tabs with a glass of water before applying it to your skin. Takes a few indepth attempts but it does work for those who suffer from inflammation of the skin etc...
Or buy a tube of Hydrocortisone for a couple of Euro.

Who's your supplier?   Mine costs me a ton a month?...Not Dermo, from the Vate? Or, perhaps,,,,Dovo from the Bet?

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2019, 03:37:13 pm »
And what about this fckn bril

Camouflage:
The Allies discovered their habit of intentionally running tanks over piles of the droppings for good luck. So the Allies developed and planted land mines that looked like camel dung! When the Germans caught on to the trick, they began to avoid fresh piles of camel manure. In turn, the Allies caught on and began to make mines that looked like camel dung that had already been run over by a tank and therefore seemed safe enough to a Nazi driver. Genius
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2019, 03:37:26 pm »
If you've a bad back or stiff legs, place a plastic bag on the car seat and you can rotate easily into position.

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2019, 03:38:42 pm »
If you've a bad back or stiff legs, place a plastic bag on the car seat and you can rotate easily into position.
And if your an ugly cnut you can always put it over your head  rofl
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2019, 03:40:39 pm »
If you've a bad back or stiff legs, place a plastic bag on the car seat and you can rotate easily into position.
And if your an ugly cnut you can always put it over your head  rofl

Rhetorical ceist.....he is an ugly cunt  but a a very wealthy one..........

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2019, 03:53:48 pm »
very interesting fact.
if sperm is frozen it can stay dormant in stasis indefinitely.
the longest recorded instance is 20 years over in America.
after being frozen in time for two decades when gradually heated to body temperature again they start squiggling back to life.
a sample was taking from a chap and freezed in liquid nitrogen. 20 years later it was thawed and used to impregnate his partner.
I think that's incredible.

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2019, 04:05:50 pm »
The coordinate for the great pyramids

29.9792° N,

Speed of light
299 792 km /second
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2019, 04:25:32 pm »
very interesting fact.
if sperm is frozen it can stay dormant in stasis indefinitely.
the longest recorded instance is 20 years over in America.
after being frozen in time for two decades when gradually heated to body temperature again they start squiggling back to life.
a sample was taking from a chap and freezed in liquid nitrogen. 20 years later it was thawed and used to impregnate his partner.
I think that's incredible.

 Id like to see them resurrect these seamen
https://www.thejournal.ie/russian-submersible-fire-barents-sea-4706649-Jul2019/
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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2019, 04:31:31 pm »
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a large evening ashore.
As they climbed the gangway the captain threw up all over himself.
Pointing to an apprentice seaman above him he shouted, "Give that man five days in the brig for vomiting!"
The following morning the captain was checking the log and saw that the young seaman had been sentenced to ten days and asked the chief mate why?
"Well Sir, when we got you undressed we found that he'd also shit in your pants"


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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2019, 06:02:45 pm »
Useful fact or tip of the day.

If you are passing Dealz go in, buy a pair of sandwiches for 1:50. Better than paying 4 euros later on when your feeling snacky.

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2019, 07:09:57 pm »
If you’re not too squeamish, you can treat acne, eczema, and psoriasis by dabbing on a little urine using a clean, damp towel and leaving it on for a few minutes before rinsing it off. Be sure to collect the urine using the “clean-catch method,” that is, beginning to urinate and collecting it mid-stream. Morning urine is thought to be best for face treatments because the hormones become more concentrated overnight

As a Psoriasis sufferer, Stoney, I would agree, except, the urea should be collected from a female if you are dabbing it on a male...the reason so many men have enlarged prostates is because they ingest so many female hormones...treat fire with fire. Get her to piss into a bucket through a muslin fabric. Leave it sit for a day or so, and take some Saw Palemetto tabs with a glass of water before applying it to your skin. Takes a few indepth attempts but it does work for those who suffer from inflammation of the skin etc...
Or buy a tube of Hydrocortisone for a couple of Euro.

Who's your supplier?   Mine costs me a ton a month?...Not Dermo, from the Vate? Or, perhaps,,,,Dovo from the Bet?
Hydrocortosyl 1%. Cheap though, don't know the exact price.

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Re: Useful Facts
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2019, 07:11:44 pm »
very interesting fact.
if sperm is frozen it can stay dormant in stasis indefinitely.
the longest recorded instance is 20 years over in America.
after being frozen in time for two decades when gradually heated to body temperature again they start squiggling back to life.
a sample was taking from a chap and freezed in liquid nitrogen. 20 years later it was thawed and used to impregnate his partner.
I think that's incredible.
Known  in certain communities as Ice Pops! 8)
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