Just making light of a serious issue. Men don't heed the warning signs.....You'll be fine Hal. My appendix burst yrs ago, and I was told this in bold terms by a young Dr who had a personable manner..........as soon as human hands touch the bowel there's a sizeable risk of complications. I remember it because he stopped me on the way out of the ward. Every man over 40 needs his PSA done annually....hormones in the milk, meat, vegan sausages etc.