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Offline Rat Catcher

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2019, 11:14:42 am »
My problem is I only want to make it when I want to spend it.

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2019, 02:53:13 pm »
I'm sitting here in clontarf about to get out of me car to go off for me walk. I actually had to take a few mins before I get out, I was breaking me bollox laughing after reading rats posts , and the picture of the medels . If yis are good I'll bring this back an ice pop
Wibbly wobbly wonder here!

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2019, 02:54:21 pm »
Here's a screenshot just in case you think I'm making it up, DM:



Why is yer head on a Totem pole? 8)

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2019, 03:08:50 pm »
Nice head of Hair Rat, you must have led a sheltered life
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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2019, 05:19:18 pm »
We get points to earn stars, DM... even us non-ambassador scum. For every job we get 10 points and we are awarded a silver medal if we earn 360 points in a week and a gold medal if we earn 600 points... we all start the week with a bronze medal, because we're all special.
Everyone starts with no medal, after 12 jobs you get bronze, and so on and so on
Today, after my 4th day of working I finally made Bronze. Oh yaty, but I don’t have priority so I’ll still get fuck all job offers.
Only handy thing is being a multiseater

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2019, 11:03:09 am »
We get points to earn stars, DM... even us non-ambassador scum. For every job we get 10 points and we are awarded a silver medal if we earn 360 points in a week and a gold medal if we earn 600 points... we all start the week with a bronze medal, because we're all special.
Everyone starts with no medal, after 12 jobs you get bronze, and so on and so on
Today, after my 4th day of working I finally made Bronze. Oh yaty, but I don’t have priority so I’ll still get fuck all job offers.
Only handy thing is being a multiseater
Vik, you could always try the Donut route
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2019, 12:26:34 pm »
I was in the Boston bakerty yesterday and I met another taxi driver . I won't name him in case some of you know him . He was only in buying a cake 9 inch fresh cream and jam. He told me he often buys one for the lads in the federation office so I dont know if he meant TTNH or the fed or who

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2019, 12:47:17 pm »
I was in the Boston bakerty yesterday and I met another taxi driver . I won't name him in case some of you know him . He was only in buying a cake 9 inch fresh cream and jam. He told me he often buys one for the lads in the federation office so I dont know if he meant TTNH or the fed or who
Probably lying to you DM , he may have scoffed the lot for himself , the greedy cnut
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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2019, 05:09:08 pm »
We get points to earn stars, DM... even us non-ambassador scum. For every job we get 10 points and we are awarded a silver medal if we earn 360 points in a week and a gold medal if we earn 600 points... we all start the week with a bronze medal, because we're all special.
Everyone starts with no medal, after 12 jobs you get bronze, and so on and so on
Today, after my 4th day of working I finally made Bronze. Oh yaty, but I don’t have priority so I’ll still get fuck all job offers.
Only handy thing is being a multiseater
Vik, you could always try the Donut route
No thanks, i don’t do enough work for them to afford buying them donuts

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2019, 11:23:13 am »
We get points to earn stars, DM... even us non-ambassador scum. For every job we get 10 points and we are awarded a silver medal if we earn 360 points in a week and a gold medal if we earn 600 points... we all start the week with a bronze medal, because we're all special.
Everyone starts with no medal, after 12 jobs you get bronze, and so on and so on
Today, after my 4th day of working I finally made Bronze. Oh yaty, but I don’t have priority so I’ll still get fuck all job offers.
Only handy thing is being a multiseater
Vik, you could always try the Donut route
No thanks, i don’t do enough work for them to afford buying them donuts

You could always get a package of biscuits...

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2019, 12:12:36 pm »
Bleedin cheapskate Marky.....you're doomed!!

Offline Vikkiz

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2019, 03:12:07 pm »
I don’t even buy biscuits for myself ffs

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2019, 10:36:10 pm »
Bleedin cheapskate Marky.....you're doomed!!

Just sayin,for the people on a budget trying to make a good impression... lol

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2019, 10:38:43 pm »
Was in Supervalu the other nite, lovely packet of their own brand choc digestive , only €0.40cent fckn luvly
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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2019, 02:29:09 am »
Was in Supervalu the other nite, lovely packet of their own brand choc digestive , only €0.40cent fckn luvly
Do yu remember wen digestives had 5 millimetres thickness of chocolate on them.... Instead of 5 fukin microns..... And it was real chocolat..... Not palm oil hydrogenated coloured suger........

 


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