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Offline Rat Catcher

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Divide And Conquer
« on: August 15, 2019, 10:11:03 am »
After doing a couple of 50 hour weeks I've been invited to become an ambassador:

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Hi Stephen,

We would like to invite you to become part of the FREE NOW Ambassador Programme.

 This programme has been a huge success in Ireland and we’d love for you to be a part of it. ‌
 
Register NOW
 
Ambassador benefits!

Check out some the key benefits that drivers on the Ambassador Programme receive.

Dispatch Advantage
Rewarded with a permanent dispatch advantage over other FREE NOW drivers
 
Prebook Time Advantage
Receive a time advantage for prebook jobs
 
Swag Pack
Essential FREE NOW goodies. You’ll get a One4All Voucher, a new jacket, coffee cup, water bottle, tote bag and an Ambassador pin.

Thanks,

Your FREE NOW Driver Team. ‌

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2019, 10:15:38 am »
And if your VERY lucky, you get to kiss the ass of the CEO who wants you to recruit other drivers so that they can compete against you

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2019, 10:15:56 am »
Oh better take up that offer.

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2019, 10:19:21 am »
Don't forget the Donut's
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2019, 10:22:21 am »
The 50 hour weeks already cost me more than double what I paid C2K during the last boom... and that's without covering any pick ups south of Collins Ave (bar 2 that were coming back to my area of operation), without covering any pick ups west of Ballymun Rd, without covering any "hospitality" jobs, without covering any pub pick ups, without covering any airport pick ups, without covering any prebookings and without working past midnight bar a couple of hours Sat night/Sun morning. I shudder to think what I would pay as an ambassador and/or if my working methodology focussed on maximising takings/profit.

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2019, 10:40:26 am »
Do ya know what this embassador cobblers reminds me of ? Do yis remember when we were kids in school , and ya got a star on your  copy book for being the best in the class ? Well that's what it reminds me of. So the way it is now, radio companies treat you like employees, while free nowtreat you like children . GIVE ME STRENGTH

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2019, 10:45:06 am »
Do ya know what this embassador cobblers reminds me of ? Do yis remember when we were kids in school , and ya got a star on your  copy book for being the best in the class ? Well that's what it reminds me of. So the way it is now, radio companies treat you like employees, while free nowtreat you like children . GIVE ME STRENGTH
Ah DM cumon , stars are doable but strength is stretching it a bit
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2019, 10:51:13 am »
We get points to earn stars, DM... even us non-ambassador scum. For every job we get 10 points and we are awarded a silver medal if we earn 360 points in a week and a gold medal if we earn 600 points... we all start the week with a bronze medal, because we're all special.

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2019, 10:54:55 am »
And we taught we would never make the Olympics Team
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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2019, 11:00:37 am »
Here's a screenshot just in case you think I'm making it up, DM:




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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2019, 11:04:19 am »
Handsome looking man

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2019, 11:10:40 am »
What can't speak can't lie!

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2019, 11:11:49 am »
I'm sitting here in clontarf about to get out of me car to go off for me walk. I actually had to take a few mins before I get out, I was breaking me bollox laughing after reading rats posts , and the picture of the medels . If yis are good I'll bring this back an ice pop

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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2019, 11:12:42 am »
If yu want make money.... It's easy.....
Dont spend it .   



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Re: Divide And Conquer
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2019, 11:13:29 am »
Magnums please..

 


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