tip for today

[silverbullet]

... or maybe my favourite trained chimp, Andy Hamilton - 50/1 with Skybet but my account is still suspended there, 33/1 elsewhere. I'll hold fire for now, anyway.

Open an account in my name.

[Rat Catcher]

Wanna see him play first.. I could probably use Mrs. Catcher's name but it's not straightforward anymore, you have to submit ID and all that bolloxology.

[silverbullet]

Wanna see him play first.. I could probably use Mrs. Catcher's name but it's not straightforward anymore, you have to submit ID and all that bolloxology.

Feel free to use my Driver I. D.

[silverbullet]

A girl from Darndale worked the Leperstown festival.
She said Willie Mullins was one hungry Cunt.
€7.95 for lunch, handed over €8.00 and waited for the change.

Same thing the following day, except he only had €7.90 in change.
The food till made €6.00 tips over three days.

One oul Cunt paid €500 for a bottle of Nolly and at the end of the day gave a €2 tip.

[Belker]

OUCH chickened out of lumping on when i saw the betting but still paid for the bookies christmas dinner .have a 5er treble everton ,spurs and arsenal

I keep telling you, you should just give me the money

Fook Off Vikkiz, get your own 'Mark', John M is mine !

Fook off yourself, I’ve  been saying it for ages now that he should just give me his money as he rarely wins

Give it to me....i'll put it in my sons account!!

For that little bollox to rob off ya. May as well chuck it into the fire ffs 

Ya Walked in ta that One Hal ! 

I walked into nuttin Ken.....i posted it to be poked fun at.

Kinda like "Donut style" ??   

[The Liffey Lip]

A girl from Darndale worked the Leperstown festival.
She said Willie Mullins was one hungry Cunt.
€7.95 for lunch, handed over €8.00 and waited for the change.

Same thing the following day, except he only had €7.90 in change.
The food till made €6.00 tips over three days.

One oul Cunt paid €500 for a bottle of Nolly and at the end of the day gave a €2 tip.

You hear all sorts from people about others in the course of a lifetime....heard that Ruby Walsh was a right uptight aul bollicks too until I met him in a jacks in Monasterevin (by accident, just in case). He mocked himself for the entire 30 secs he was urinating. Didn't they say the same about Tommy Cooper and Benny Hill?.......most of their money was spent on others in need it turned out?

[Rat Catcher]

Did you see him (Ruby) in the debate with McCririck back when he opposed Gambling and viewed bookmakers as the parasites they are? That was before he became the poster boy for parasite extraordinaire, Paddypower.com.

[Rat Catcher]

"Punters are paying bookmakers to make bookmakers rich" is what he said... among a lot else!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVzJ0kq0Vd0

[The Liffey Lip]

That's just business. David Beckham is a teetotaller yet he's the face of Haig Whisky's Xmas campaign......Elton John told everyone he wanted to kiss the bride etc...etc....Commerce.

[silverbullet]

I loved Harrysson's Shanghai 120 finish.

[Rat Catcher]

He still lost, albeit narrowly. Hamilton is cut to 33/1 now... might have a tenner on that.

[john m]

Rubbish darts .listening to the commentator "Standard is very high they are hitting that 20 track regulary "not the treble twenty just hitting twenties with one dart .Big fat Freda from Leighton Buzzard and her sisters could do that years ago on Bullseye and win a Speedboat or a his and hers sheepskin Coat combination .

[Shallowhal]

Rubbish darts .listening to the commentator "Standard is very high they are hitting that 20 track regulary "not the treble twenty just hitting twenties with one dart .Big fat Freda from Leighton Buzzard and her sisters could do that years ago on Bullseye and win a Speedboat or a his and hers sheepskin Coat combination .

But they didn't John......but here's what they cudda won!!

[Vikkiz]

OR they won their BFH

[Rat Catcher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zCiHM5Z3kQ