Fight organised on Facebook and the lad who got stabbed had to be brought to Malahide Garda station to find a Garda... while the riot squad were busy drinking tea in Drogheda?
To be fair, we had the odd brawl with other localities' "gangs" way back when I was a youngster. Just if someone got injured they had more pride than to admit the other side got the better of them, generally just said they fell off a wall or something like that.