Still foolhardy enough to work?

[Lizzzy]

Starting this tomorrow and I'm already bored out of my tree thinking about it

Do you not have any DIY to do.

[Theoneandonly]

There's an island I said I'd remove in order to get the sons car in the driveway, I guess I'll actually have to do that now?

Before:



After:
Odds on it'll still be there in 12 weeks time

[Lizzzy]

Nice project.

[Shallowhal]

Marto might still have some material lying around that could remove that in seconds......move the cars.....and maybe all the neighbours cars aswell!!

[silverbullet]

Marto might still have some material lying around that could remove that in seconds......move the cars.....and maybe all the neighbours cars aswell!!

Does it include a three-minute warning?

[Shallowhal]

Marto might still have some material lying around that could remove that in seconds......move the cars.....and maybe all the neighbours cars aswell!!

Does it include a three-minute warning?

Does it fuk!!

[Rat Catcher]

Octy was right all along, this corona ting can take out any of us.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-briton-21-with-no-existing-health-conditions-dies-after-contracting-covid-19-11963451

Quick tell RC, he thinks it's only 59 year old smokers!

Over 59s and Smokers are defined as "at risk" by HSE. Global stats to date support the over 59 bit of that with that group far more likely to die than those under 30. In fact, the majority of relatively healthy under 30 non-smokers won't even notice when they get the virus.

[Rat Catcher]

]Can you explain how this is a better or  safer option ? (given that we don't know anything about  these people  and who they have been in contact with)

I'm not suggesting it's a better or safer option but a taxi driven by a stranger would be no different. My point is that communities will pull together and watch out for one another.

[Korky]

Octy was right all along, this corona ting can take out any of us.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-briton-21-with-no-existing-health-conditions-dies-after-contracting-covid-19-11963451

Quick tell RC, he thinks it's only 59 year old smokers!

Over 59s and Smokers are defined as "at risk" by HSE. Global stats to date support the over 59 bit of that with that group far more likely to die than those under 30. In fact, the majority of relatively healthy under 30 non-smokers won't even notice when they get the virus.

Did you know that according to the Hse that if you quit smoking for 28 days that you are 5 times more likely to quit for good than if you never bothered trying to quit at all??
Fcuking most stupid campaign ever..

“ If you Quit smoking for 28 days you're 5 times more likely to quit for good. The HSE Quit service has launched a new advertising campaign with the message that if you quit smoking for 28 days you're 5 times more likely to quit for good.”

It’s like saying if you go on a diet you are 5 times more likely to lose weight than someone who continues to shove delicious Maccky D’s down my...his gullet 3 times a day ..

[dalymount]

I made a number of predictions on here in the last two weeks .I said there was no way the infected figures would reach 15000 by the end of the month,or anything like it.the experts who predicted otherwise, are now changing their minds.I also predicted this will start to level out late next week,we have to wait and see do the numbers of infected start to drop.I also predicted a vaccine will be found,and will be used in weeksi instead of years I believe they have already started testing a vaccine which has shown positive results.John m eat your heart out

[Lizzzy]

A 21 year old woman with no health issues has died in the UK.

[dalymount]

R I P

[Rat Catcher]

A 21 year old woman with no health issues has died in the UK.

One of 20,942 recorded deaths to date.

[Rat Catcher]

R I P

+ 20,941

[stonethecrows]

I made a number of predictions on here in the last two weeks .I said there was no way the infected figures would reach 15000 by the end of the month,or anything like it.the experts who predicted otherwise, are now changing their minds.I also predicted this will start to level out late next week,we have to wait and see do the numbers of infected start to drop.I also predicted a vaccine will be found,and will be used in weeksi instead of years I believe they have already started testing a vaccine which has shown positive results.John m eat your heart out

DM, hows about zis one for predications .

A couple were walking through Moscow one day and an old friend of theirs, Olf, who was a member of their local communist party wing, started talking to them.

Olf always had a reputation for being kind at heart, but gruff and a bit sour in conversation.

As they finished their conversation, Olf told them it would start raining in around an hour and a half.

As they left, the husband remarked how accurate Olf's weather predictions always were.

The wife said "Well of course, Rude Olf the Red knows rain, dear"