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Offline dalymount

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2020, 10:13:01 PM »
What a great president

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2020, 10:19:56 PM »
Spot on Dalyer...

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2020, 11:40:05 PM »
Are CIA dark opps on strike .How is this steaming pile of shite still breathing .

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2020, 06:25:39 PM »
Hail president Trump,I betya he would close down dispatchers for me

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #49 on: March 26, 2020, 11:05:20 AM »
Donald is one of their own........you don't get a billion debt wiped for not doing what you're told by the elite.

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #50 on: March 28, 2020, 10:56:41 PM »
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him,
"You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100."

The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.
They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?"
The American diplomats reply, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.”

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #51 on: March 28, 2020, 11:42:03 PM »
Good one.
"Ring the bells that still can ring, forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in". LC

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2020, 04:07:05 PM »
When Donald Trump was elected President of the UmUnited ited States little did he know...

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #53 on: March 29, 2020, 05:40:23 PM »
Trump tweeted at GM (to an account they don't own) that he was gonna invoke the P and make them fabricate ventilators in a factory they sold 6 months ago.  30 mins later, he had to send out another tweet explaining what the P meant...

Yep, very stable genius!

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #54 on: March 29, 2020, 06:26:40 PM »
Ah leave him alone.is it not enough that that auld cunt with the smirk on her face Palosi is always on his back

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #55 on: March 29, 2020, 06:37:37 PM »
Laffin' - just like Trump.  Make derogatory remarks about a woman's appearance just because you don't agree with her.  That 'auld cunt with the smirk on her face' is one of the most successful American politicians over the last few decades & has consistently outsmarted Trump over the past few years.

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #56 on: March 29, 2020, 06:41:19 PM »
We'll see how successful when president Trump wipes the floor with,Biden,Saunders,or whoever elsethe democrats put forward.he was right not to shake hands with the auld cunt also

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #57 on: March 29, 2020, 06:54:20 PM »
So the men (Biden & Saunders) get names but the auld cunt doesn't.  Very illuminating.

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #58 on: March 29, 2020, 06:58:48 PM »
No I hate all the democrats,but I hate the auld cunt more with the smirk on her face.and I did name her.I called her the auld cunt

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Re: The wise words of Donald the Fucktard
« Reply #59 on: March 29, 2020, 07:15:29 PM »
No, dailymount, you didn't.  You got her name wrong - it's Nancy Pelosi, not Palosi

 


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