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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2020, 10:01:37 PM »
We're scrapping the barrel a bit I think

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2020, 10:08:13 PM »
Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo ?

One is real heavy and the other is a little lighter  yay

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2020, 06:34:53 AM »
Whats the difference between a giraffe,and a JCB ?

One has hydraulics,the other has high bollox

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2020, 08:01:32 AM »
Bloke was after being in the war,and when he came back he needed a job.now while he was at war,he had the misfortune of a stray bullet shooting his nuts off.anyway when he got home to Dublin,he was advised to go up the council depot,where they are always looking to hire.he spoke to the foreman who said yes certainly you can have a job.come down at noon tomorrow and I'll give you a start. Noon ,says your man ? ...I thought you start here at 8  ? Ah wedo says rhe foreman,but the lads just stand around scrathing their bollox till 12

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2020, 11:41:31 AM »
Any jokes ...Taximan.  remember those days

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2020, 01:56:59 PM »
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?  …......


De-brie was everywhere
Did you know  Dutch  Edam is made up?

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2020, 01:58:10 PM »
Bloke was after being in the war,and when he came back he needed a job.now while he was at war,he had the misfortune of a stray bullet shooting his nuts off.anyway when he got home to Dublin,he was advised to go up the council depot,where they are always looking to hire.he spoke to the foreman who said yes certainly you can have a job.come down at noon tomorrow and I'll give you a start. Noon ,says your man ? ...I thought you start here at 8  ? Ah wedo says rhe foreman,but the lads just stand around scrathing their bollox till 12
Good one.

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2020, 02:11:42 PM »
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?  …......


De-brie was everywhere
Did you know  Dutch  Edam is made up?

Gouda on you.

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2020, 02:12:44 PM »
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?  …......


De-brie was everywhere
Did you know  Dutch  Edam is made up?

Gouda on you.
You haven't a bries?

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2020, 02:20:01 PM »
Study what I said, Caerphilly.

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2020, 02:32:17 PM »
Study what I said, Caerphilly.
Your joke is the best thing since sliced cheese.

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2020, 02:34:11 PM »
Beware man  hanging onto big mortgages with inflated incomes....Grasshopper..

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2020, 04:41:05 PM »
Was pissing meself laughing.del and rodney went out for a drink.lets go in here says rodders.it turned out to be a gay bar.delboy ate the shite out of rodders for suggesting they go into that bar.it looked alright from the outside says rod,yes says del thats whar the Christians said about the collusuim

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Re: Park Rangers
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2020, 02:19:20 PM »

 


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