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Online Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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corolla virus denier
« on: March 29, 2020, 02:28:59 pm »
just wanna go on record and say I'm a Corolla virus denier.
don't believe it's any more bogey than the regular flu which takes out loadsa people young and old every year.
some aulfla taxi driver allegedly bought it in hospital the other day as a result of the virus.
everybody knows if you check in to a hospital in this kip you'll get the flu, pneumonia, or if you're really lucky a pillow over your chevy chase during the night.
it's an indictment of the hospitals in italy and elsewhere that old people are snuffing it en mass.
over proscribed medication and in a lot of cases totally misproscribed medication given to people is what's putting their light out.
then again aulflas and aulwans can't live forever.
even up to this present day you'll get an alcoholic GP quack prescribe antibiotics to treat the flu when flu is a virus and antibiotics will only treat bacteria. challenge that and you'll be deemed a hypochondriac.
if you're feeling tom dick don't go and die in a hospital.
have'nt heard of cases of gaffs being encountered with fuckin ten dead bodies found inside as a result of the Corolla virus have ye.
I'm still out working not because I'm greedy but because I think the whole thing is a loada gash.
I can't get over the hysteria and seeing everybody buying in to it.
everybody is brainwashed by the constant bombardment of it's mention.
seeing that benny on the TV giving it the large one down the camera in his prime minister's address sealed it for me.
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Offline dublin2018

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Re: corolla virus denier
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2020, 02:34:03 pm »
Uneducated clown I stopped reading that after 2 lines rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Re: corolla virus denier
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2020, 02:52:11 pm »
Doc I think your mixing your metaphors I understand your point but Im a gambler and the odds for working just are not right STAY SAFE we wont miss you .
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Re: corolla virus denier
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2020, 02:59:28 pm »
Over 10,000 deaths in Italy so far doesn't sound like the regular flu to me. Perhaps you should remove the doctor part of your name...
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2020, 03:11:46 pm »
Wait until it gets a bit closer to you Doc,you'll be singin a different tune...
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Re: corolla virus denier
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2020, 04:10:53 pm »
Quote from: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on March 29, 2020, 02:28:59 pm
just wanna go on record and say I'm a Corolla virus denier.
don't believe it's any more bogey than the regular flu which takes out loadsa people young and old every year.
some aulfla taxi driver allegedly bought it in hospital the other day as a result of the virus.
everybody knows if you check in to a hospital in this kip you'll get the flu, pneumonia, or if you're really lucky a pillow over your chevy chase during the night.
it's an indictment of the hospitals in italy and elsewhere that old people are snuffing it en mass.
over proscribed medication and in a lot of cases totally misproscribed medication given to people is what's putting their light out.
then again aulflas and aulwans can't live forever.
even up to this present day you'll get an alcoholic GP quack prescribe antibiotics to treat the flu when flu is a virus and antibiotics will only treat bacteria. challenge that and you'll be deemed a hypochondriac.
if you're feeling tom dick don't go and die in a hospital.
have'nt heard of cases of gaffs being encountered with fuckin ten dead bodies found inside as a result of the Corolla virus have ye.
I'm still out working not because I'm greedy but because I think the whole thing is a loada gash.
I can't get over the hysteria and seeing everybody buying in to it.
everybody is brainwashed by the constant bombardment of it's mention.
seeing that benny on the TV giving it the large one down the camera in his prime minister's address sealed it for me.
What you gain on the swings you'll lose on the roundabouts.
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Offline sore

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Re: corolla virus denier
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2020, 04:45:12 pm »
It is more than a flu doc. Italy records around 23,000 deaths from flu annually, killing mostly the elderly. The first death from corona virus there
was reported on 21st of feb, so in just over 5 weeks 10,000 have perished. Doing the maths tells me this is deadlier than flu.

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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2020, 05:28:47 pm »
There was clusters reported in nursing homes, Doc... and, if memory serves, they did find a good few abandoned corpses in nursing homes in Spain.
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2020, 06:31:54 pm »
Something like a 20% of the world's population is in some form of lockdown.  And that number is probably higher now since India's 1.3 billion population were also put into lockdown with 4 hours notice.

We're not in Kansas anymore.

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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2020, 06:36:44 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2020, 06:44:32 pm »
   Give this a listen DOC
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Re: corolla virus denier
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2020, 06:45:19 pm »
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Online Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: corolla virus denier
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2020, 06:59:17 pm »
Quote from: john m on March 29, 2020, 06:44:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4_FVE438nI&fbclid=IwAR3SrYd6UF_f51AGuK8XrgtKbnB5VmRunq4dJCGYpZq_gLZ1oS5VbxoJXoU#   Give this a listen DOC


old people in alleged care are abandoned, neglected, doped up and euthanized every day in this country when they become a burden on their family. did ye not know that John.
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Re: corolla virus denier
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2020, 07:05:43 pm »
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 29, 2020, 06:45:19 pm
He bravely continued driving passengers around London!!

Fair play. I hope his contribution was apprteciated.

What did the other 1,227 UK victims do to earn a crust?
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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2020, 07:25:39 pm »
First death of virus in Columbia and Thailand wer taxi drivers ratt .....
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