Dommo and his ideas

[john m]

Ok Im in trouble and Its because of a post I read on Facebook  about the history of the Grotto in Inchicore but the last paragraph got me into trouble ,the bit where it said the Priest collected old Gold and Jewelry to melt down to make a Crown for the statue of Our Lady that stand in the Entrance to Grotto Square just above Saint Peter at the front of the Church

.Now I have fallen on hard times .When the Corona virus first happened I thought I would invest all me money in toilet rolls so I took me savings out of me jar borrowed from the Credit Union and even borrowed forty Euro from the Girl Across the road .I ordered a load of Toilet Rolls and was going to sell them because there was a shortage of toilet rolls I paid to much for them as the price of toilet rolls didnt go up as there are loads available so now I have a shed load of Jacks Rolls that nobody wants and an empty fridge .

Im not making excuses but driven by hunger and 9 liters of cheap cider from Lidil I came up with a plan. I would rob the crown from the Statue of Our Lady at the entrance to the Grotto Square .So after sleeping off the drink I drew a plan of attack .I know me way around the Oblates grounds real well as I once stole the baby Jesus from the Crib but I did return it and I did apologist and I was only Six at the time and I did it for the right reason .

So I go into Word on me computer open a page and begin to write me plan and draw out how I will do it . If you record your plans on a computer is that a Cyber Crime ?I will need a ladder to climb up and a hacksaw to cut the crown off and a lend of some roof racks for me car to carry the ladders .So I died me tracksuit black got a pair of black boots and blacked up me face and got ready to go .

Now as I said Im in trouble .Ya see I have been observing the Social Distancing I havent moved from me sofa unless it was to go to bed or for a piss  and I havent driven me car for six weeks and as I said I am in trouble .Me car battery is flat and I was wondering is there any chance of a push or a loan of a battery charger ..

P.S. If you live more than 2Km away from me dont offer to help I wouldnt want you to get into any trouble ..

[Octavia1]

 Firstly johnny ....the catholic church has sold everythin so as the claims for buggery and rape cant be collected so the gold isn't real......secondly yur too cute to fall on hard times ...an thirdly ....its cheaper to buy a dark track suit in dunnes than dye a bright one ..... ....

[john m]

Firstly johnny ....the catholic church has sold everythin so as the claims for buggery and rape cant be collected so the gold isn't real......secondly yur too cute to fall on hard times ...an thirdly ....its cheaper to buy a dark track suit in dunnes than dye a bright one ..... ....

Dunnes clothes shop is closed and so is Pennys .Read an article on Flicked about the Grotto in the Oblates and how it was built and the bit about the priest looking for jewelery to melt down to make the crown .I wonder how many locals donated Gold to the project and what ever happened to it ?

[Octavia1]

Firstly johnny ....the catholic church has sold everythin so as the claims for buggery and rape cant be collected so the gold isn't real......secondly yur too cute to fall on hard times ...an thirdly ....its cheaper to buy a dark track suit in dunnes than dye a bright one ..... ....

Dunnes clothes shop is closed and so is Pennys .Read an article on Flicked about the Grotto in the Oblates and how it was built and the bit about the priest looking for jewelery to melt down to make the crown .I wonder how many locals donated Gold to the project and what ever happened to it ?

Some con job alrite ...I wonder how many priests got owlones to sign over ther gaffs before they snuffed it over the years .....after art .....religion is the greatest con going

[john m]

No names no scandal I know a priest was left a house and a lot of coin but the old lad named him not the church and when the church tried to claim that the benefactors were meant to be the church the priest told them to go fuck themselves ,left the order married a local bird sold the gaff and moved to Terenure .He had trained as a Teacher so got a job teaching .Last I heard of him he was living in London and was head of some Comprehensive School .

[Shallowhal]

Your first mistake was opening Word on your puter to record anything...... kameraz and mikrofonez come to mind!!

[Theoneandonly]

There's gold in the Oblates alright, you'd be surprised at how often those old boys travel!

[silverbullet]

There's gold in the Oblates alright, you'd be surprised at how often those old boys travel!

There's a song about them:

Fantastic lyrics :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQsP93NJqK0

[dalymount]

Where does Dommo fit into all this ?

[john m]

Where does Dommo fit into all this ?

Its a big penny mind it dosent hit you .

[stonethecrows]

JM hope for your sake that crown does not go walkies, you'd be no.1 suspect, you should have kept your mouth shut.

[john m]

So meself ,Big Dommo and Too Tall who I havent seen you years big lad about 6foot loads tall are sitting in my gaff this morning watching telly and Dommo sais will we have a bet on how many Yanks are dead by sunday .A score a man whoever gets nearest .Now meself and Dommo dont argue but I thought this was tasteless .I said FFS people are actually dying from the Virus and Millions including Brits and Yanks people you would think would be among the best looked after are dying from starvation while the Irish are having gaff parties spending their Covit Coin of drink and drugs and Domino Pizzas .How the fuck are people in countries where there is no welfare state no jobs no food surviving .First world problems Im thinking poached eggas and Salmon or Fried eggs and bacon for breakfast .

[Rat Catcher]

US has the worst healthcare service in the world, erm.

[Cool Boola]

Not if you have the money!

[Rat Catcher]

... which the majority don't!